America: Do you ever feel like you're going to commit spontaneous combustion and explode into 50 small little pieces?Canada: No. . .? Why do you ask?
America: Because that's how I feel every time a state threatens to secede—
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America: Do you ever feel like you're going to commit spontaneous combustion and explode into 50 small little pieces?Canada: No. . .? Why do you ask?
America: Because that's how I feel every time a state threatens to secede—