HOT ROBLOX MYTH STORY

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*TURNS ON DAVID ATTENBOROUGH NARRATOR VOICE*

AND HERE WE ZOOM IN ON THE LIFE OF THE NURSERY MYTHS AKA FATHER GRIMMS SIX UGLY-ASS CHULDREN

NOBODY KNOWS WHY FATHER GRIMM TOOK IN THE LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT BUT WHATEVER

FATHER GRIMM WAS TIRED OF HIS CHILDREN ONE DAY SO HE DECIDED TO YEET THEM AT THE OTHER SHADELIGHT HOMESLICES

FATHER GRIMM SCREAMED KIDS GRAB YOUR SHIT WE'RE LEAVING AND TELEPORTED THEM TO CHUCK LLOYDS HOUSE WHERE THE OTHER MYTHS WERE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON

GOLDITY RAN UP TO THEM GOD-SPEED AND SCREAMED WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE

ULIFER YEETED HIMSELF OUT INTO THE NEXT ROOM BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF LITTLE CHILDREN TURNS HIM ON

CHUCK LLOYD WAS CURLED UP IN A CORNER AND TOO DEPRESSED TO NOTICE THE KIDS

MASQUERAZE IMMEDIATELY BONDED AFTER A NANOSECOND BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN READING 532942592446924 FATHER GRIMM X MASQUERAZE FANFICTIONS ALL DAY

TERROAH WAS IN ANOTHER ROOM BLASTING LIL PUMP ON A BOOMBOX BECAUSE MUSIC HELPED HIM PLAN HIS KIDNAPPINGS

FATHER GRIMM MAGICALLY PICKED UP ALL THE KIDS IN ONE HAND AND SMACKED THEM ONTO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE MYTHS BEFORE SCREECHING BABYSIT MY CHILDREN AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

AT FIRST THEY WANTED TO PERFORM A SACRIFICE BUT THEY DECIDED THE KIDS WERE WAY TOO UGLY SO THEY DECIDED TO BOND WITH THE LITTLE RATS INSTEAD

GOLDITY TAUGHT JABBERWOCKE HOW TO SMASH THROUGH WINDOWS

ULIFER STARED AT SOLOMON GRUNDEE WHILE PLOTTING DIFFERENT WAYS TO RAPE HIM AS HE STROKED HIS YANDERE CHAN BODY PILLOW THAT HE GOT OUT OF NOWHERE

CHUCK LLOYD WATCHED HICKORY DOCK BECAUSE HE FORGOT HOW CHILDREN WORKED

THREE BLIND MICE CASUALLY STUFFED HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO A BOOKSHELF BECAUSE HES A WEIRDO AND NOBODY LIKES HIM LMAO

MASQUERAZE DECIDED HE SHOULD BE THEIR MOTHER BECAUSE HE SHIPPED HIMSELF WITH FATHER GRIMM

TERROAH TRIED HIS BEST TO CONVINCE OLD KING KOAL THAT GOING INTO THE BACKS OF STRANGER'S WHITE WINDOWLESS VANS WAS OKAY TO DO BEFORE SLAPPING HIM UNCONSCIOUS AND TELEPORTING HIM TO THE BASEMENT

ULIFER GOT BORED SO HE TOOK SOLOMON GRUNDEE TO HIS ASYLUM TO HAVE SOME FUN 😫😩🤤👌👈👅🍊🍆🍊💧💦 IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN COUGH COUGH

DOWN IN THE BASEMENT TERROAH SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND JAMES CHARLES PHASED THROUGH THE WALL WITH HIS PALLET SHRIEKING TIME FOR SOME SISTER SURGERY IN A DEMONIC VOICE

THEN HE USED THE MAGICAL POWERS OF HIS PALLET TO SEW OLD KING KOAL'S FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND MAKE HIM INTO AN EVEN-MORE-UGLY-ASS SCARECROW MINION

AFTER A FEW 10348482029485748383939448839202 YEARS FATHER GRIMM KICKED DOWN THE DOOR TO COLLECT HIS CHILDREN

HE SCREAMED WHO'S THIS SCARECROW LOOKIN BITCH AT OLD KING KOAL

OLD KING KOAL SHED AN INVISIBLE TEAR THAT SAID WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME FATHER IN 500 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AS TERROAH EXPLAINED THAT HIS CHILD GOT A BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE CATCHES HIS DRIFT

FATHER GRIMM COMPLETELY IGNORED THIS AND TOOK HIS KID ANYWAYS

HE SCREECHED WHERE THE HELL IS MY OTHER STUPID KID

AT THIS ULIFER TELEPORTED NEXT TO HIM TO SMACK A NOTE ON HIS FACE BEFORE LEAVING A NANOSECOND AFTER

YOUR MENTALLY CHALLENGED SON IS IN MY BOOTIFUL ASYLUM. YOU MAY BE ASKING WHY. ITS NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS BUT ILL GIVE YOU A HINT.
LETS JUST SAY, SOLOMON GRUNDEES ABOUT TO GET SOLOMON FUNKY IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN 👀😳

FATHER GRIMM MADE THIS EXACT FACE 👁👄👁 TO EXPRESS HIS SURPRISE THAT HIS CHILD GOT KIDNAPPED AFTER BEING INTENTIONALLY LEFT ALONE WITH SOMEBODY KNOWN FOR MOLESTING HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THATS SO UNEXPECTED

HE SMACKED HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAID WHELP THATS ONE LESS CHILD TO WORK MY ASS OFF FOR BEFORE TAKING HIS CHILDREN AND THROWING HIMSELF OUT A DOOR

THATLL BE THE POETIC FINISHING TOUCH OF THIS DOCUMENTARY THE FUCKING END