I am little boy he is little man

Him.

The man crept out of the darkness,
" are you here for a job listing?"
"Uh oh uh uh uh yes sir!"
Little boy then said in a loli voice awa UwU x3 nuzzles teehee
"No need to call me sir, call me little man, or AJAJHBUHJHWTJFWQSEDFT for short."
Little boys eyelashes fluttered
/Oh my god, he thought to himself
It's my gay forbidden love my mom told me I would have
She told me when I was in like 2nd grade
Man, I got a blow job from Sam in second grade lol xd x3 UwU awa/
"Uh oh uh uh yes little man or uh uh uh-"
"It's JHJBSSSAAQHJQIQIQJAHJAHJAHH"
" oh yeah, AIGAAHGJGAASJGCVOQWTRJ, you have such a wonderful name, I wish my mother had such beautiful taste."
"Ok enough with the little talk let's get inside"
Little man and little boy then walked inside little mans office
"So why do you wanna be a cannabis dealer"
"Hoes."
"Epic" replied little man
"Your hired" little man then said after he said epic and default danced also he's Chinese and at.
"Horrify hip hips horrid!!M!"
Little boy then skipped to the convenient store to buy a stick of butter
He walked in and greeted the edgy goth bitch at the counter
He picked up a stick of butter and headed over to the counter to pay for his butter
" what do."
"W"
"What do y"
"What d"
"What do you wa"
W"
"What do you wan"
"T"
The emo bitch stuttered
"This butter please teehee UwU"
Milk started GUSHING out of little boys MAN TITTIES as he RAN TO THE RESTRIOM
"Oopsie woopsie ahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha stinky titty milk UwU"
He then shoved the butter stick up his ass and ran back to his house, stealing the butter.
"GINGER OBAMA BITCH WHERE ARE YOUUU HEHE"
Sniffling could be heard from under the coffee table
Ginger bitch Obama mouse was terrified
He just wanted to be put out of his misery
He pulled out a rifle and

TO BE CONTINUED