I'll feed your spleen to the rabid squirrels.
I'll surgically open your skull and pour salt onto your brain.
I'll coat your sinuses in concrete.
I'll spike your sandwich with cocaine.
I'll push sewing pins into your eyes and/or tongue.
I'll sew your eyes shut/to your dog.
I'll shove your head into the kiln in the ceramics room down the hall.
I'll abandon you in the ventilation system.
I'll cook your fingers and feed them to your relatives.
I'll boil your kneecaps.
