A New Guardian (Pending Changes)

Kel'Tharas Part 1

ROCKET

"Sucks that we're running out of bounties in this damned galaxy," I said quickly. "None of them are any fun either, at least this one's a murder."

"That's not something to be happy about Rocket!" Gamora snapped back.

"Eh, I don' really care," I said as I sat down on the couch.
"Oh yeah! So, what the flark is this place we're going to?"

"Kel'Tharas, an... extremely normal planet. If I had something to compare it to, it would be Tera, although it's more technologically advanced of course."

"What about Tera?" Peter hollered from the cockpit.

"Nothing!" Gamora yelled back.

"So shut your trap Quill!" I yelled as I snickered. It's always fun to yell at Quill. It's also enjoyable to tease Gamora too, since they're officially dating now.

"You shut it before I kick your furry raccoon ass off the Milano!"

"Both of you shut up!!"
The room went silent.

...

"I am Groot."
Gamora whips around, nearly hitting the teenage Groot in the face.

"Agh, sorry"

"I am Groot"

"Language Groot!" I shouted at him. I mean, I know I'm bad about it, but he's only a teen, he shouldn't be shouting f-bombs every two seconds.

"I am Groot"

Okay, that's it.
"I'M NOT A FAGGOT FURBAG YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF ASS SHIT! GO! GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM!

"ROCKET!" Gamora shouted at me.
Shit.

"People, we are arriving"

I sigh in relief. Thank goodness, saved by the insect lady.

Our ship lands as we reach the capital city of Kel'Tharas. Hopefully we'll have some action this time. Maybe I'll have something worth remembering for once, just maybe