so how yall doin

Fever dream of pain

okay so i was in some weird ass treehouse and this dude fell from the leaves as i was standing out on the porch thingy. He started shouting "MAKE AMERICA DRUNK AGAIN!" and then he just jumped and the roblox death sound played at full volume....bass boosted. I pulled a baguette the size of a fricken golf club out of my back pocket and started to sharpen the tip of it. An entire army of gnomes began to set my tree on fire and catapult themselves up to me. One hit the wall and just fuckin exploded. Two buff jojo lookin guys the size of moto moto appeared outta nowhere with bows and started firing at the gnome bois.

Since this was some freakish fever dream of mine, it rained gatorade so the fire on my tree was put out. I stuck my tongue out but it was beyond acidic and burned off my tongue. I then began to flail my arms around like a mf sock monkey on crack. Some floating desk chair picked me up and flew me to my version of neverland where kids who weren't treated right by their teachers were given voodoo dolls. I got one of my janky teacher. The baguette was ONCE AGAIN pulled out and i shoved the bad bitch straight through that hoe. There was some cutscene shit to where he was in his car and this big ass baguette fell from the sky and impaled him. A kid on his skateboard road by and just took a picture and then left.

As soon as i woke up, i felt my sweaty forehead since my ac wasnt working. I looked down at my pillow and felt how damp it was and physically cringed at the texture. I got out of bed and went to brush my teeth. Keep in mind that this was a couple years ago, i always wore tank tops and gym shorts to bed, no skank stuff. When i went into the kitchen (nostalgia warning) there was this gray zuzu pet going sicko mode on the floor. I didnt bother asking why the mechanical rat was spazzing out like it was so i got a muffin out of the fridge and poured myself some orange juice, completely forgetting i just brushed my teeth. As soon as it met my tongue, i dropped the glass back onto that table and spat the juice out.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASS FLAVORED JUICE- oh right toothpaste." I shuddered at my own stupidity, the definition of enigma.

if you couldnt tell, this was major filler. School started for me and im pissed off. I have no time to write for you beautiful people anymore. I may just use this book as a daily/weekly story sort of thing. If yall have any questions, just write in the comments. Just remember that im still in school and i wont get to them all. But ignore the negatives (unlike me) and have a good day/evening/morning/night! I hope whoever reads this has the best of luck in life. Opportunity is like a shooting star. If you wait too long, you'll miss it.

With love, Rave 🖤