People is obsessed with our phones. Technology has made society into mindless zombies that look at a TV screen all day and listen to (ugh) pop songs that feed us lies.
The media is controlling us and making us forget what is really going on in the world. The wars, the governments, the starving children. We NEVER see that on the news. Only sunshine and rainbows. People are way too positive, always smiling and listening to (UGH) pop music. No one is EVER sad or depressed.
Stoopid zomby n00bs.
Fortunately, I'm here to change that. With verry very 100% reel no feik sad storries.
Storyes are good because thye are boocs and books are good becaise reding is gud it helps wiht ortogrephy and and meikes you smart.
No one has manipulaited anyoone wiht books. Books enlighten you, not manypulate you. Before evil technology no one was manipulated ever. Wetch Blacc Mirrur if you don't believe.
*NO DICTATOR HAS EVER WRITTEN A BOOK EVAAAAR*
So 2day, youre gonna get woke lake me thags to mi stories.
Enjoye.
