Hairy style and nail haram fanfiction

Oh no only one bed?

The hotel smelled like cheese puffs as Hairy slipped down the hall wearing a lesbian hat. His hair looked like lesbian hair too, not that it's bad infact it makes me very confused.
Nail haram did a rolley poley in the lift as they went to reception on the bottom floor.
"Excews mey" Hairy said britishly
"Wot pardon dear maam" said the lesbian hotel person who was very confused.
"Our room ownly has won bed" he snorted
"Ye" nail said irishly " the author just heard her sister say to their dad "you said he got his balls chopped off what's the day deference between balls and penises" help her.
"Anyway" she said oh well it doesn't matter if one of u is a lesbian and one of u is a frog just share the bed huns." Peace signs were held
They ran back upstairs sideways like crabs to spice their lives up.
"Ok then." Said hairy "which side of the bed do u want"
It was then that the lady realised oh fak they are both lesbians that was Ellen the generous not frog and she ran upstairs to stop any inappropriate things happening.
When she was nearly outside the door she heard Ellen go "hairy boi!!" And snort 3 times.
She burst into the room and saw the first lesbian strapped to the wall with duck tape wiggling like a worm and Ellen running around on the floor pretending to be a horse. Zachary milk was also there on the couch chanting things in Latin with his eyes completely black.
The woman peaced out of there and shortly died soon later.

Bonus (wedding invites)

You are invited to nail haram and Harry style wedding.
Dress code: wear a horse mask and nothing else.
Presents: bin wheevils membership card
Date: 4/20/69
Menu: chicken bum holes and nostril flavoured noodles coated with freshly picked bogeys. Or the queens shit.

We hope you can make it to this momentous day!