'Twas Peggy Schuyler's first day at Squip High where she'll be starting her senior year. Of course everyone was nervous, everyone except for Peggy, you see, Peggy was the most popular girl in the grade, so many kids would fear the title of outcast and loserrrrr, but Peggy Schuyler has the title of HBIC, she's a mythic bitch.
Jayden: omg skewl is scary, I hope I don't run into bullies!
Michael: Dont worry humanity has stopped evolving blah blah blah
Phoenix: I hope they have art clubs here!!!
Jayden: GUYS LOOK! ITS- ITS...
*background people who randomly appear start singing*
Peggy~
Peggy~
And Peggy~
I love
Peggy~
Peggy~
And Peggy~
Principal Duvall: I'd like to be their boyfriend
Jared: if I say at their table, guys would notice me.
Phoenix: is like them to be nicer.
Jayden: I'd like to kidnap a Peggy and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats.
*everyone stares*
Phoenix's POV: I saw a Peggy this morning, she was getting coffee. "Hi!" I said, she looked at me like "👹😨😤🤬" she's the dumb one, she only speaks in expressions.
Jayden's POV: I saw a Peggy at my bus stop, she was probably playing on her phone or reading a book from pattwad, I said "hey, whatcha reading?" She said "Eww look at this cacophony trying to communicate with me and my Gucci handbag" she said as she stomped away, she is the smart Peggy.
Naruto's POV: I saw a Peggy at the spa yesterday when I was chasing my fifth husband sauce-gay, I heard her yelling at the poor lady who had to do her nails and hair, it went something like this "NO U, I HAVE MONEY CAUSE MY DAD IS LOADED ACCORDING TO MR A-A-RON BUTT!!! SO I WILL SUE YOU AND YOUR COMPANY, I WILL BE SATISFIED BY THAT!" I ran all the way back to my home in Area 51, that was the dark side of the lead Peggy.
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Word count: 369
Ye idk if this even makes sense, but this is what you get when you give a bored idiotic theatre nerd a phone so anyways enjoy reading this mess
