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What the actual fuck is the point of eyebrows? I kinda just want to shave them off. The get in the way of my makeup!!!

I wanna shave them off. I want to banish them from my face so that I can do CRAZY eye looks. The problem is I have a small space between my eyebrows and my eye, which leaves a little amount of space for eyeshadow. I wanna live my goddamn alien fantasy, alright?

It would be fun, too. Making all my friends gag when I go to school the next day. It would make a lot of people stare, but honestly I don't mind. Go ahead, stare at my STUNNING makeup, boo.

That was my tedtalk hmmqkandks aihsvdjshbs

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