Social Studies teacher: Blah blah blah peasants blah blah
Me then: Oh my goodness! Poor peasants they must have been so sad.
Me now: Filthy peasants.
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Mum: Honey, would you like some ice cream? I already have your bowl and spoon set out.
Me then: mmm ice cream!
Me now: Yum ice cr- wait, did you say spoon?! NOPE NO SPOONS FOR ME! IT IS POSSIBLE TO EAT ICE CREAM WITH A FORK! Think of Liam! Gosh, mum.
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Social studies teacher: And this here is the British flag called the Union Jack.
Me then: lol wtf is a Union Jack? Just call it the British flag.
Me now: OMG look at that beautiful Union Jack! The only other flag that is just as awesome as the union jack is the Irish flag! Want to see my union jack bag and t shirt and iPod skin?
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Mum: Would you Like some carrots?
Me then: If I eat carrots I will die because they are so disgusting. Of course not!
Me now: Carrots! Why must you ask such a stupid question mum? OF COURSE I WANT CARROTS LOUIS WOULDN'T LOVE ME IF I DIDN'T EAR CARROTS I GAVE TO EAT THEM FOR LOUIS!!!
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Social studies teacher: Ireland had a great potato famine and the people either died off or came I America.
Me then: Pshh I knew that my family is irish. That's why I live in America duh.
Me now: POTATO! Mashed potatoes roast potatoes new baby potatoes.
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