Umbrella Academy AU

I would rather chew off my own foot

Scene opens with the crew standing behind a bank, Em shapeshifting Dani into an average looking middle-aged man, balding on top with thick rimmed glasses wearing a light blue cornflower dress shirt tucked into a pair of tan slacks.

"Why couldn't you've made me more attractive?" Dani sighs while taking off her glasses to clean them with her hankercheif.

"Oh just chill out for a second, okay? It'll only last a few minutes" she scoffed at Dani's high remarks. "Just long enough for us to get in there, cause mayhem, get the money and go without leaving a trace."

Joy's eyes suddenly go wide. "What if we get caught? We'll go to prison and probably die in there. I can't die in prison I-" she gets cut off by Em. "Calm down. We won't go to prison and we surely won't get caught"

A loud voice booms through a walkie-talkie set up against the wall "ShCh The building is ready guys, come on in ShCh"

Em walks over to the walkie, picks it up, pushes a button and speaks into it. "Alrighty dude" she turns to Dani and Joy "That was Mirai, she says it's clear". "We heard..." Dani says in a voice that'd make anyone think twice if they didn't know her well enough.

Em looked over to Dani and she nervously laughed "haha, I guess you did"

With that Em looked over to Joy and asked "I've explained this plan to you over a thousand times. Can you remember?"

"I think so. Just speak through the thingy when you get everyone together" she says as she points over to the walkie-talkie.

"Alright, wait for my word" Em says looking back at Joy. Em swiftly dropped to the floor as a pen, Dani picked her up and fit her snugly into her pocket. With a quick salute to joy Dani took off to the front of the building where the doors are.

She stopped just short of the doors and paused almost examining herself in the door, touched her ear where she kept one of her communication devices and she spoke quietly "Jesus, Em really didn't do me justice." Mirai's voice came through "Well. she could have made you into a cow instead"

Dani looked shocked for a split moment, but quickly controlled her facial muscles and calmly but shatteringly said "I would rather chew off my own foot".