x exuberance x -sero x reader-

cheese sticks and teletubbies

The alarm clock screamed in my ear, obnoxiously telling me that if I didn't get the fuck up I was going to be very late. Again.

"heCK AIDHIWJDJS"

"Y/N GET THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE EXAM YOU S L U G"

My mother burst into the room and tore my blinds open and ripped my bright orange covers off.

"HISSSSSS"

"HURRY UP, THERE'S A BOWL OF ALL MIGHT CEREAL WAITING FOR YOU IN THE KITCHEN YOU DWEEB"

"I AM N O T A DWEEB YOU BULLY!"

"Yes you are. I have to go to work, but good luck at your exam, I know you can do it. IF YOU ACTUALLY GET UP-"

With a quick, chaste kiss to my forehead, mum narruto ran out of the room.

whose the hecking dweeb nOW

I groaned and rolled onto the floor, not having the will nor energy to actually pull myself off the floor.

do i even want to go to UA? it's so early. do i really need a future, y'know what i'm just gonna stay here-

"Y/n, I could feel you contemplating your life choices from the kitchen. Please get up sweetie."

"How the fu-"

"language"

Dad lazily leaned against the doorway and gestured downstairs.

"Breakfast. Now. Then your exam."

My mother is a pro hero, so she's not home much. My dad is an author, but he works from home. They both have amazing quirks, mum is able to transform her limbs into vine like substances that are stronger than steel, because of this she is known as pro hero Iron Whip.

Dad's quirk is amplify. Like it's name suggests, he's able to amplify or condense someone's emotions if he can get close enough to touch them. He can also make his hands take on the form of whatever material he touches. He and mum are polar opposites, he is soft spoken, quiet and kind while mum is loud, boisterous and jubilant, but you'll never find a pair more hopelessly enamoured with each other.

So when my quirk, or rather quirks, manifested and it quickly became apparent just how powerful they were, my parents were ecstatic.

"Ok ok I'm coming downstairs."

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Thirty minutes later I'm screeching as I desperately cling to the door frame while dad tries to pull me to the bus station.

"PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO! WHAT IF I TRIP AND FAIL THE EXAM!? WHAT IF MY PENCIL SNAPS DURING THE WRITTEN COMPONENT?! WHAT IF I D I E?!?"

"Y/n, please. If your mess of a mother made it through, so can you."

"YOU MARRIED THAT MESS"

Dad gets a far-away look on his face accompanied by a dreamy smile and momentarily stops tugging.

"That I did."

ew tf dad

"YUCK OK ID RATHER DIE."

With that I quickly dashed off to the bus station.

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"If John had thirty cheese sticks and decided to give Abby seventy eight of them, how fast are the teletubbie's able to suck toes and take children."

"What the actual fuck. "

"Lmao same"

I looked forward to see a boy with black hair and a bright smile turned to face me.