I laid in my spot next to Josh and Debby on the bed.
My two favorite people in the whole entire world!! Laying right here. Right next to me. Petting my long, blonde fur.
"I can't get over this dog, Josh," Debby starts. A smile forms on her face. "He's amazing. And he's so handsome. Aren't you, Jimmy?"
I wanted to growl at her for calling me Jimmy, but i refused. I just wagged my tail and licked her. I do appreciate the handsome comment, after all.
"I know. He is the best. I love Jim with my WHOLE chest," says Josh. I try and smile as best as I can and wag my tail. I lick his bare chest. Mm, the taste of sweat in the morning. My favorite.
"Hey Debby. I wanna take you somewhere today. Somewhere special," Says Josh, smirking.
Debby laughs. "Alright, dude. Take me anywhere. This is New Zealand. Infinite possibilities."
Josh smiles. I like his smile. "Alright then, let's get goin."
Both of them stand up and start to get ready. Debby wears a beautiful flowered dress and sparkling white heels. She puts her hair back and starts to put on her makeup.
Josh pulls on a black t-shirt and black jeans. Nice. Really compliments his bald head.
I start to follow them out the door as they leave when suddenly Josh bends down and says, "Whoa, buddy. You can't come with us today. Just this once, alright?" Debby looked a little confused to why I couldn't come with.
I whimper but to no prevail, Josh lightly pushes my head into the room and shuts the door. It locks automatically.
Fuck. (Hehe I learned that word from Josh) It's been 10 seconds and I'm already bored as hell. I sniff around the big hotel room for a while. Eat some food, drink some water. I take a nap on the big white sheeted bed. I dream about that sound in the shower earlier. Bang. Bang. Bang bang bang. Bangbangbangbangbang. Debby looked weird when she came out of the shower, so did josh. Maybe he was helping her learn how to drum. In the shower. Haha just kidding, I know they have sex in the shower. They do it all the time. I like to go in there and lick the glue off the walls. It tastes like cranberries.
I woke up about 2 hours later to Debby and Josh coming back to the room. I perk my head up to see Debby crying. Why is Debby crying?? I go out to make sure she's okay and see a shiny thing on her finger.
Oh my josh!! I'm so done!! They got married without me?!?!?!?!
