Buffy vs Cullens!!

Got bored so i wrote this one day..forgot about it though..and just remembered it!

i might write a couple more like this when i get bored...=D

"Cullen's meet Buffy,Buffy meet the Cullen's"

Buffy:"Vamps that sparkle! Are you serious?"

Edward:"What's the matter with the fact that we sparkle?"

Buffy:"Well, it's kinda gay."

Emmet:"She has a good point."

Buffy:"Thank you. Anyway sorry about this, but I still have to kill you."

Cullens:"What?"

Buffy:"Look at it from my point of view, different vamps to slay!"

Carlisle:"But were the good kind of vampires."

Buffy:"Like I haven't heard that before."

(The Cullen's can't say anything because they are already dead!)

Buffy:"Too easy."

No offense to gay people or to vampires. (Real Vamps)

Twilight - Proof that shiny things attract idiots.