Grinetta's unlucky life

Chapter 1: The first time she met "him"

It all started when Grinessa gave birth in a filthy vet office (because she is a Grinch, not a human which she wasn't permitted into the hospital) she gave birth to twins a boy named Geramy and a girl named Grinetta, but one of the Grinches was pronounced a stillborn which was Grinetta, her farther Geter and her mother Grinessa decided that they could get some money out of Grenetta by selling her body parts off because no one had got there hands on a Grinch before and they would want to experiment on her, so her "dead" body was moved into the dissection office and the vets started to dissect her, in the middle of the vets ripping out her heart she awoke and screamed, what are they doing to me she thought, the vets all had a look of panic on there faces as they saw that she had awoken, the doctors must have put her on anesthesia because she cannot remember the rest of the operation, but she does remember waking up in an orphanage and being really confused, oh well I mustn't have any parents Grinetta thought to herself while whiping a big fat tear off her face, she decided to get up and have a look around the orphanage, if that is what this scary place was, she walked around the corner of the filthy place and that where she first saw him, Billie, the most hansomist guy?, thing?, whatever the bloody hell that spaz was, but oh God he was gourgus, believe me. As Grinetta saw him she started dancing on the spot, twirling around, leaping and oh god it looked like she was in a trance, Billie saw her and tried to not get hit by her limbs as he walked, Grinatta, in her sort of frozen state, imagined kissing Billies bumhole looking lips and touching his squashed sagging face, she wanted to feel absolutely every wart bared on his face... But her imagining session was over because she had just twirled straight into Billie, Billie seemed relatively distressed because he squeezed out from under her and ran as fast as his scrawny legs could carry him and turned the corner and continued to run at a quick pace, she continued to watch him until he sat down in the playground and started eating his lunch, some ibises creeped up behind Billie trying to steal his delicious-looking food, Billie heard them and turned around, he seemed in deep conversation with the ibises, but to be honest the conversation wasn't going very far, it consisted of "Allo 'lil' ibis i is Billie and Billie is I" and other stupid things which were repeated over and over again. Grinetta decided to do a very brave thing, go and confront Billie...