noahschnapp: ya yeet
noahschnapp: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME TH-
_your.username: shrek assaulted him before he could finish
milliebobbybrown: the world has lost yet another great opportunity child
sadiesink: may our prayers be with the other swamp dwellers who dare the sing his anthem
finnwolfhardofficial: I'm scared rn
gatenm123: everyone pray for Caleb he has no data
noahschnapp: just make a group on messages
gatenm123: y/n we need ur number
_your.username: **** **** *** u have been blessed
gatenm123: thank
messages alert:
you have been added to a chat by **** **** ***
gatenade: velcome
finntastic: Caleb will soon attack the chat
gatenade: never have I seen a child type so fast
wise boi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDUFCGSDVDVNILSUHGETIURGBFIDHBHIFBIEHGFIWGHFEIOUWGWIOGITOUQYRPOQYREIOUGWUFHVDSJCBSNBCMBSKGEDILQUGFEUWGFWHEJVWFJBCBLWUHFIQUOHRWYUQQWERTYGVBHUJNJKOKLPOKMKIJNJUHBHYGVGTFCFRDXDESZSWAWAWSZSXDFCVG
wise boi: also I'm the oldest here
millk: we don't know how old y/n is
dr doofenshmirtz: iM 47
dr doofenshmirtz: jk jk im 15
millk: ayyyyyy
wise boi: so I AM TH EOLDEST BOW DOWN PEASANTS
gatenade: I will add Joe if you don't shut up
wise boi: Joe doesn't scare me
gatenade has added keeeeeeeery to the chat
keeeeeeeery: greetings my children
ohschnapp: you have a new child
keeeeeeeery: whommm
dr doofenshmirtz: c'est moi
keeeeeeeery: parlevous français?
dr doofenshmirtz: oui
shower: wot
keeeeeeeery: casse toi écume parlant anglais
dr doofenshmirtz: un peu dur
millk: blease stob
dr doofenshmirtz: jamais
finntastic: blease
keeeeeeeery: fine
dr doofenshmirtz: did u say go away or F off then?
keeeeeeeery: both
dr doofenshmirtz: aight then
gatenade: we all desperately need new usernames
wise boi: how about we all give each other one
millk: Joe do gatens
gaten do finns
finn do calebs
Caleb do y/ns
y/n do noahs
noah do sadies
Sadie do mine
ill do joes
ohschnapp: gud plan
keeeeeeeery: gaten u dustpan
dustpan: finn u loose guitar string
loose guitar string: Caleb u a literal wizard
wise boi: no
wise boi: I'm the
chocolate daddy: boom
chocolate daddy has been kicked from the chat
dr doofenshmirtz: aight then
dustpan: because chocolate daddy has been kicked who will do y/n's
millk: noah cna do it
ohschnapp: ur a pure bean
pure bean: huzzah
pure bean: noah u r smol2tol
smol2tol: wow ok Sadie ur ketchup
ketchup: millie ur mustard
mustard: yey, Joe ur batman
batman: batman doesn't have robin
hawkin has been added to the chat
hawkins user has been changed to robin
robin: I am confusion
batman: ur my sidekick now
mustard: mayayayyayayayayya
robin: milillilililillililililie
ketchup: the girl population is growing look out bois
pure bean: we're coming for you lads
smol2tol: lads? r u British or somefin
pure bean: yes
mustard: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mustard: YOURE BRITISH AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
pure bean: I didn't think it was that big of a deal
mustard: YES IT IS WHERE DO YOU LIVE
pure bean: (your town/city if ur not British just choose anyone)
loose guitar string: mills.exe has stopped computing
dustpan: have you tried turning it off and back on again
ketchup: it exploded
smol2tol: sir I'm going to have to put you on hold
mustard: FBI OPEN UP
pure bean: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
mustard: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTOURNEY
dustpan: HECK THE ATTOURNEY
ketchup: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pure bean: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pure bean: is Caleb ever going to be allowed back in?
loose guitar string: oh yea I forgot about that
chocolate daddy has been added to the chat
chocolate daddy's user has been changed to not allowed a cool name
not allowed a cool name: awwwww come onnnnnnnn
dustpan: u lost ur rights
smol2tol: this is consequence
not allowed a cool name: yeet
YOU ARE READING
stranger things cast group chat x reader | finn wolfhard x reader
Fanfictionu accidentally get added to a group chat for the kids of stranger things and shiz gets wilder from there. don't like not read idc. I promise better grammar in the actual story but probs not the texts because in real life I text like a weirdo. STRONG...
