Salt
This is an introduction to my best friend, I'll call her L.
But you can call her Luna.
Nicknames: overgrown mushroom, phone case, marinated crayon chewer
Pets: dog called Nutmeg (or as L calls her, Nutty)
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
She lives in West Yorkshire.
That's all I'm gonna say for this chapter. Fuck you.
Definitions:
Salt: the grainy version of cocaine, and just as addictive
Dog: a creature that is not a penguin but is also not a lion
West Yorkshire: you don't even wanna know...it's terrifying
DU LIEST GERADE
The Disastrous Life of L
SonstigesThis book is written about my best friend L, to see how much I know about her...the title is definitely not a reference to saiki............
