CRAZIEST FRIENDSHIP✔✔

CHAPTER ONE.

“Wake up Brian. I think we slept outside man. ” Alex called his best friend Brian.

“I told you I will always blame everything on you. You taught me how to smoke weed. ” Brian said.

“Did I ever bang your head and forced you to smoke? ” Alex asked and laughed mockingly.

Alex and Brian had been friends since their childhood, they attended the same Preschool but after sometime Alex changed to a private school. His family being among the respectable families in their village they could afford what most people could not. They wore expensive presentable clothes while most families wore cheap clothes that looked presentable. It a family that the peasants thought of first during fund raising ceremonies and was accorded respect by everyone.

On the other hand, Brian's family was somehow presentable his father being a pastor and a village elder too. That made them fall in the jurisdiction of respectable families too. Brian was brought up by his parents religiously and at an early age, he could give an appealing sermon at their local church, school and on social gatherings. This earned even more respect to his family since most parents would use Brian as an example to bring to track their wayward sons and daughters. Often times you would hear a mother tell her son.

“Why can't you be obedient like Brian?” or “Why can't you go to church early like Brian. ”

Brian was also  bright at school  and most people considered it a miracle due to his religious nature and being obedient to his parents. His grandfather was village elder, his father and hence his family was obviously associated with leadership. People saw leadership qualities in his since he used to guide his mates and used to be a class prefect in their school.

Alex on the other side, was that kid everyone thought was the naughtiest,disobedient and lazy. Everyone said his rich father and mother brought him up poorly. He spent money extravagantly at early age hence people thought he would marauder his parent's wealth at a later stage. Other people thought Alex was disrespectful to his elders since being shorter than every child is the village he used to defend himself from being bullied by other taller children by using vulgar language and insulting everyone who stepped on his toe. He was also a tough kid since he once gave a playmate a punch right at his forehead until he fainted so other children used to fear him. You would hear some say.

“Joke around with him and he'll give you a blow until you fart or faint. ”

That was definitely what earned Alex respect amongst his mates. Alex knew there was a hole between a lady's legs at his early age. A parent caught up with their discussion on their way home from school.

“Alex. ” Brian called.

“Yes. ” Alex responded.

“Can I ask you something?” Brian said feeling guilty about whatever question he had in mind.

“I'm all ears. ” Alex responded.

“Our science teacher told us girls have a vagina, what is it and where is it since I've never seen one. Do they have a p/n/s dangling like us? ” Brian asked. Alex laughed at him before answering his question.

“Girls have a hole between their legs unlike us they have one behind and another one next to it that's the va/gi/na. ” Alex said. Brian was surprised by the answer

“How is that possible? Two holes? You must be kidding. ” Brian said.

“I saw Grace's today at lunch time when she was sitting down and her under wear had not covered it fully. ” Alex told him.

“How does it look like? ” Brian asked curiously.

“Tomorrow I will tell you when Grace will sit down recklessly and I will show you. ” Alex said. And that's when a parent got them and reported Brian to his father and he was beaten up and from that time he lost his interest in knowing how a va/gi/na looks like.

They were transferred to a private school together since the society used to believe private schools were better than public schools. No matter how hard Brian's father tried to warn him against Alex nature always had ways of bringing them together until he gave up.

Despite people saying Alex was a wayward kid, he was among the top in the whole school and among the top ten in the provincial exams until his family was accused of witchcraft by some villagers. He was not a staunch Christian like Brian though but he believed in God.

As if their prayers were always answered, after Alex knew the  highschool Brian had been admitted to and his family having money at their disposal he was admitted to the same school. Money was becoming everything since he got all he wanted just because money was not a problem.

Brian became a Christian union chairman and the class representative and later in their third form, he became the school president. He had gained favour even from the administration and his friends often sought advice from him but most sought from Alex since he used to be at the top on the notice board always whenever the exams were out and he was not serious with studies as Brian and others were.

Alex had already joined a group of friends from the city who had been across different drugs and cultures. He started smoking weed and rolling blunts was his hobby. This was possible since he got more than enough pocket money and even asked for more money in the middle of the term. Being the only child in his family, his mother and father would never wish his pocket to run dry since their well was always overflowing.

Before their K.C.S.E  Brian found rolls of weed in Alex's box and got curious about it. He also found some tablets in Alex's locker and since he was having a common cold he took five of them. Brian started sweating profusely and slept naked for forty eight hours.

“Alex hizo ni pilltons zilikuwa kwa locker yako? (Alex were those pilltons in your locker?) ”

“Apana. Hizo ni D5.(No those are D5's)” Alex answered.

“Na Mbona zinakaa pilltons?(And why do they look like pilltons?” Brian asked.

“Usijali vitu zingine ni tricky brathe. (Don't worry Some things are very tricky bro)” Alex said.

That is how Brian was introduced to taking D5's. Later he found Alex smoking at the urinal. No one outside could notice someone inside was smoking weed and this surprised Brian and he wanted to know how to do it Alex's way.

“Hii kitu ni tamu, utapiga puff ama? (This thing is sweet, will you have a taste?) ” Alex asked Brian.

“Tukipatwa? (what if we get caught?) ” Brian asked.

“Wacha ufala hatuwezi patikana (Don't be stupid we can't be caught)”Alex said giving the piece of weed to Brian who first peeped then took the roll. He puffed hard but he was just a start up so he coughed until he was in tears. After several puffs he could hold and later he used to smoking and slowly forgot how he coughed his heart out.

After school rolling blunts became their only way to spend their free time. They had their place to take several rolls but not less than ten. They usually sat together and analysed issues and ideas together.

On that day, they took twenty four rolls and slept outside. Neither of them could tell how it happened that they spent their night out and slept comfortably.

They started to their way home feeling extremely tired,hungry and their heads so heavy.

“How could we manage twenty four rolls alone? ” Brian asked Alex.

“Miracles happen. ” Alex replied.

“Did you just see what I saw or I'm hallucinating? ” Brian asked.

“What? ” Alex asked.

“Look at that. ” Brian said pointing at something.