(INACTIVE) KonoSuba "This Isn't A God's Blessing!"

Episode 6: Picking A Fight... With a Demon King General?

Chris: "Agreed."

Aqua: "Same here!"

Megumin: "Don't forget about me too!"

Y/N: "GUYS! I-IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

Kazuma: "Oi! Don't be greedy!"

Y/N releases his blue flames and bolts out the door, getting out before they even knew it
"This is a 5v1 here!"

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Y/N: Ko! Megumin: No! Aqua: Su! Kazuma: Ba!

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After those unfortunate events of Y/N, his actions were forgiven after Luna explained what happened

Y/N: "You're a lifesaver Luna, thank you!" I whisper

Luna: "Your welcome! But, I don't mind~" She whispers and winks at me

Y/N: Shit! She's planning something too...

Aqua turns to Kazuma

Aqua: "Kazuma, how much did you earn from the cabbage quest?"

Kazuma: "About a million."

Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin: "W-What?"

Y/N: "It's gonna turn bad from here on out..."

Chris: "Yes it is..."

Aqua: "K-Kazuma, I've thought this for quite some time, but you're, um... fairly cool, you know"

Y/N: That's some bullshit If I'd ever seen before

Aqua gives Kazuma a crying look, reaching for his arms

Aqua: "Kazuma! I thought my reward for this quest would be pretty hefty, so I used up all the money I had! I expected to rake a bunch of money, so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!"

Kazuma: "What do I care? You're the one who suggested we each keep our rewards for ourselves!"

Aqua: "But that was because I thought only I'd made a killing off it! At least pay my tab! That should be plenty enough!"

Kazuma: "Shut up! You useless goddess! I'm going to use the money to escape life in the stables once and for all!"

Aqua shakes her butt but didn't notice Y/N right behind her...

Y/N: My God... 

Aqua: "Well, you're a boy and I know you rustle around beside me at night sometimes..."

Y/N: "Shit Kazuma! You went in with Aqua already?"

Aqua blushes because of Y/N's statement
"Y-Y/N! I didn't know you behind me! Also, we didn't do it. I would never do it with a shut-in like him! I was trying to trick him into getting my tab-"

Y/N: "Ouch..."

Kazuma: "O-Ok! I'll lend you the money ok? So, please shut the hell up!"

Y/N looks at Chris
"Told you..."

Chris sighs

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Y/N: Konosuba- WAIT THAT'S THE WRONG SEGMENT MY BAD!

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