You were sitting on the toilet taking the worlds biggest shit when your crush and number one idol Shrek sent you a picture of his big onions, blushing you sent back a flirty text "yes Shrek daddy I want your Oink juice on my face".... FUCK Auto correct strikes again you thought. Too late it was sent and your meatus was throbbing hard at the thought of plowing the correct out of auto. Whipping it out you grunted "its time to give my phone the auto COCK". You painfully inserted your meatus into the charging port screaming in life threatening pain is it was burned by the intense heat of the phone, never the less you plowed as autocorrect screamed out for forgiveness "PLEASE ILL STOP FUCKING YOU OVER" mercilessly you impaled the phone spliting it in half. Autocorrects dying scream faded as your dick exploded. WELL SHIT now your couldn't talk to your darling shrek and your phone was fucked, but hey ho it was worth it for the power of AUTOCOCK!
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