"KNOX WHERE THE FUKC HAVE YOU BEEN," Knox hears a very loud clanging noise, suspiciously close to his head.
"nnnnngnghhwhat," Knox opens one eye just in time for his vision to go black again.
"I SAID where have you BEEN all night! You were supposed to deep clean our dumpster?!? Remember??" Winnie Slammed The Pots Together In Front Of His Face Once More.
"The dumpst-SHIT the dumpster I'm so sorry babe lemme just fuckin uhh," Knox jumps the Fuck out of bed, slamming his own face on one of the two pots Winnie was holding, who continued to bang them together loudly. "BABE PLEAES I'M UP I PROMISE," Knox fell to his knees in front of her, begging for forgiveness. He noticed she was only in her underwear and a very large hat.
"Oh yeah?? You're SORRY?? Tell it to the tits babe!" Winnie shouted. Knox was very glad they did not have neighbors.
"Isn't that what I'm doing??? Since I'm at tit height now??"
With that came a pot on top of his head.
"Fine!! Go clean the dumpster and then Please take a shower, you smell like weed and bad decisions and in a few minutes, probably also trash!" Winnie banged the pots together one more time for good measure, dropped them and then patted Knox's head. "Love you!" she walked out.
"What the fuck." Knox stood back up. With that came a dizzy feeling, and before he knew it, he was on the ground.
"Knoxie you okay??" Winnie's voice came from nearby.
"nnngghghhghhFUCK what the FUCK" Knox shouted, cracking open his eyes to see Winnie on his chest, holding his face and squishing it.
"Uh. I said are you okay?" Winnie squinted at him. Maybe Knox squinted instead. He couldn't tell. She was squishing his eyes closed.
"You're not yelling at me to clean the dumpster?" Knox said, in a suspicious tone. "In your underwear?"
"I mean I'm in my underwear, that's a given? But what the fuck are you talking about? We don't even have a dumpster." Winnie squished his face extra hard, rolling off to the side of him.
"So it was just a dream... I see... Babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this shit."
"You're an idiot, I'll believe anything coming from your brain."
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