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Chapter 1: Milk and Uh-Ohs

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lildanvers added directordanvers, brainy, dreamer, lluthor, vasquez, barryallen, iriswestallen, norawestallen, ciscoramnon, caitlinsnow, greatdetectiveralph, olliequeen, felicitysmoak, dinahdrake, laurellance, saralance, directorsharpe, constantine, zaritomaz, charlietheshit, and raypalmer to the chat

directordanvers: the fuck?? a groupchat at 3am in the fucking morning??

lildanvers: hey! there are innocent minds here!

olliequeen: did I mention that alex is the best danvers sister

barryallen: don't worry kara

directordanvers: hey speedy boy, are you too scared of me to not agree?

charlietheshit: I like this one

brainy: Pardon the interruption of sleep good people, but is this what humans call entertainment?

saralance: only if alex is in the chat

vasquez: do you too get paid to say that?

directordanvers: HEY

vasquez: teehee

lluthor: do any of you ever sleep?

felicitysmoak: who

laurellance: sl- what?

norawestallen: never heard of her

greatdetectiveralph: isn't that a sport? I'd never know

constantine: the devil doesn't allow it

lildanvers: what have I done 

dreamer: are you a soundcloud rapper?

zaritomaz: IM-

iriswestallen: I YELLED

directordanvers: I'm crying in this waffle house

directordanvers: she banged her head so hard china could hear it SMH

vasquez: I heard it and I'm ALL THE WAY IN THIS FUCKING BUNKER

directordanvers: susan shut up I'll tell lucy

directorsharpe: I feel bad for whoever works for her.

zaritomaz: um??? ummm??? coming from you?

charlietheshit: the audacity

constantine: are you on crack?

barryallen: it's okay kara

iriswestallen: no sweetie

lluthor: don't listen to alex she only knows how to be drunk gay and mean.

norawestallen: did you steal that from an american horror story apocalypse post on tumblr

lluthor: I have been exposed

dreamer: we suddenly stan lena luthor

lildanvers: DID YOU JUST TRASH LENA? LENA LUTHOR IS NOTHING LIKE HER FAMILY NAME SHE IS AN AMAZING PERSON AND HER WORK IS-

saralance: …..

olliequeen: …..

norawestallen: ……

dreamer: ……

charlietheshit: …….

vasquez: …….

directordanvers: ……..

zaritomaz: that was gay

lildanvers has changed zaritomaz ‘s chat name to zarilovescharlie

ciscoramon: press f to pay respects

saralance: we been knew tho

saralance: f

directordanvers: f

barryallen: f

laurellance: f

felicitysmoak: f

raypalmer: f

norawestallen: f

constantine: f

dreamer: is now the time to say that meant something good

zarilovescharlie: I WONDER

caitlinsnow: killer frost has enjoyed this wild 3am on a tuesday

lluthor: miss zari I'm sorry to continue this but you have yet to change your name back.

charlietheshit: :o

zarilovescharlie: ASDHGJAKDJSJ

zarilovescharlie: bye I'm throwing myself off this planet

norawestallen: YAGA

dreamer: this bitch empty YEET

directordanvers: seems about right

barryallen: wonderful weather we're having

iriswestallen: barry it's dark and cold outside AND 3 AM

constantine: yeah yeah it's the devil's hour now stop YAMMERING AND GO TO BED YOU WANKERS


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many hours later

charlietheshit: who are y'all fuckers anyway

lildanvers: my name is kara! and this is my sister alex, and my best friends lena, brainy, and nia. say hi guys!

directordanvers: wassup

lluthor: hello:)

brainy: Good Afternoon, human.

dreamer: hi!

charlietheshit: ah yes supergirl, her sister, and super friends

lluthor: WAIT WHAT

directordanvers: I stg idiots in love amirite

lildanvers: lena this isn't how I wanted to tell you

lluthor: and when exactly would you have told me?

lildanvers: I- Lena I'm so-

directordanvers: damn this group is out of control 

olliequeen: true

directordanvers: wait so who is nora?

iriswestallen: she is our daughter from the future 

directordanvers: damn I can't believe iris left barry for me

ciscoramon: ASJFJFJDHDKAKAK

norawestallen: damn my gf gonna be confused:/

directordanvers: damn uH who's kid is this definitely not mine

saralance: wow alex you really left me and ava for iris ugH the AUDACITY 

directorsharpe: yeah damn ok we see you alex

directordanvers: damn it's so hard having 3 wives

lildanvers: you couldn't even keep your irl one

saralance: bitch what'd you just say

laurellance: wtf

ciscoramon: not cool

olliequeen: wtf has gotten into you kara?

zarilovescharlie: the hell?

directordanvers has left the chat






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