I bet she wakes up in a bed of pink rose petals
And right above her head would be all her cheerleading medals
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I bet a golden rug leads her to her bathroom
Where she can stand in the mirror and put her Barbie doll face on
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That little plastic face that doesn't move nor thinks
And like all Barbies, I bet her lips are permanently pink
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I bet she strokes her hair evenly one hundred times
Her mother probably watches with a smile and an opened mind
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I bet she has an entire shopping mall as a closet
And a jewelry box filled with glittering girly assets
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Like a Barbie doll does, she dresses to match the scenes
But with every single outfit, her lips stay permanently pink
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I bet for breakfast she has a carrot and a glass of water
She doesn't want to lose that figure she worked so hard for
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I bet she rides in a long, shiny pink limo
And waves to everyone on the block that she knows
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Blowing all of them invisible kisses, hugs and winks
Who wouldn't want to kiss lips that are permanently pink
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I bet when she pulls up it's like seeing a celebrity
I'm the only one at school who doesn't give in to the insanity
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I bet she likes to taunt me because she fears my intelligence
And I taunt her because I can't stand her arrogance
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I'm the only one left who doesn't care what she thinks
To me she's just a plastic Barbie who's lips are permanently pink
