Bean man POV
Ahhhhhhhhhhh showers are niceeee
But food is better
you might be wondering what the hell is happing and well I don't know my life's a mess
Let me introduce my self I am bean man
Man of beans
I have a pretty ordinary life I go to work I eat (children) I drink water but only water from a lake I also like to spend my time reading frerard fics on Wattpad because I'm a little fan boy
Sksksksksksksksk
I'm sad you're sad
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I eat beans all day MMM BEANS.
wait if I'm bean man and I eat beans does that make me a cannibal
Oof
Well ummmmmmm yeahhh
I'm gonna go make tik toks cuz I'm TIK TOK FAMOUS it's true
What would happen if peppa pig was naked WHAT IF PEPPA PIG DID DRUGS well I do drugs cuz I'm a bea
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Tasty
Gerard way is a human but he is also a bean man like myself
Lyn-z is beautiful HFJKSJDJSH
w0t mate
Hmmmm
My bf is ugly his name is ememelllzzasd DoNt juDgE hIm heS fROm mARs.
Anna oop I dropped my hydro flask sksksksk
I'm now going back to my car because I teleported to China and my car is in China MMMMM CHINAAAA
WHERE IS MCR LANDD CUZ TAKE MEE
me and ememelllzzasd had gone
.....lovely......
I think he died tho oopssie
Now time to go find Derick the ant and give her the pen I took from her
(Ignore if you're not Charlie)
Message for Charlie::::
WHEN ARE WE SACRIFICING BRICKKKKKKKK)
So yeah that was a thing I did if you're not a Zach cult member ememelllzzasdyou will be confused actually the Zach cult is also confused I wrote this for one of my friends sooo is your not them. LEAVE jk stay if ya want idc but. Um. Yeahhh. Don't ask. Kids
