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I am, Jasmine Masters and I have something to say.

Me and a friend of mine got into it,
And this is why we got into it.

He wanted to ride with me to the club, and I said no because I'm going to leave early because I have somewhere to be, I'm not gonna stay all night at the club. I'm stopping in for a minute and I'm gonna leave- y'know I mean, well- I was being shady because I didn't wanna drive somewhere to pick you up or I didn't wanna take you to the club. And my thing was, bitch, if I pick you up, I have to take you home. If- unless you get another way home, but that's - I'll pick you up but you gotta find another way home.

'No, no no no no, you said-' no bitch I didn't wanna do all that, I said I had plans. But the main thing is, bitch every time we go out yo motherfuckin ass gets drunk and who's the one watching yo ass? I'm not yo goddamn babysitter. Yo ass is older than me, if you cannot handle yo motherfuckin liquor, don't think I'm gonna be the one, babysitting and tryna drag yo big ass into my fuckin car. Bitch, I ain't got time to watch you! Hell, two glasses of wine and I can't even watch my damn self!

So, what do you mean I'm 'being shady', cause I can't give you a ride to the club- I said I would pick yo ass up, even though you twenty five minutes away from me, I'll pick you up and get you a way back home. And now I'm being 'shady'? No bitch, you're being shady for one being grown, don't know your own fucking limits in fucking liquor. But every time we go out somebody gotta carry yo ass, somebody gotta babysit yo ass, you acting crazy! Falling all over this fucking place, falling all over that fucking place, wanting to fight this person, getting yo ass kicked around, bitch ain't nobody got time for that!

I'm too old to be going through all that, and yo ass is REALLY old to be going through that shit too! I don't fuck around with people who can't handle their shit. I don't give a damn on what kind of drug you do, that ain't my business, that ain't my body. If you do it, handle your shit- if you do it, afford your shit. You can't? Then don't do it.

And I can't STAND going out with people or stand people that's all fucked up everywhere, and then you gotta babysit. I'm not no damn babysitter I'm not getting paid for that! I'm not a fucking babysitter, I'm not gonna be watching yo every move, cause yo ass is drunk and intoxicated and I look over and you getting yo ass beat up because you fucked up and you doing shit you ain't have no business doing!

So,
If yo ass is one of them people out there that get fucked up or got a friend that get fucked up and they don't know how to handle they shit, you need to tell them, 'bitch, I ain't taking you' cause this is why. They need to fucking know why they not going because they don't know how to handle they shit!

Just this past weekend, and it wasn't my friend - just some people that I see out. This boy gets drunk every time I see him. He's drunk, he's sweaty, he's talking he's spitting everywhere - oh my lord, this bitch so fucked up he's on the CURB, passed the FUCK OUT. His friends lookin for him, I'm like 'hun I think- I think yo friend's out there, maybe he's outside on the curb.'

This bitch, his friend was like 'not again'. Bitch, AGAIN. Go scoop him up, and y'all put him in the damn car and let his ass sleep it off. This bitch, they get him up and shit and he crying, and he drunk, he throwin up everywhere, I'm like 'he's too old-' - ion got time for that, but I'm fuckin like,, that's why i roll by my goddamn self.

Because I know if I get fucked up then bitch I catch an Uber home, it's only 2 hours. But I don't wanna be nowhere with a no wrong person, can't handle they fucking shit! You don't know your limit??

Why you taking all these goddamn shots, and, Patron and Tequila and Curaçao or whatever the fuck y'all be shotting up over there- and Jägermeister and Firebombs and- and whatever that energy shit is, and you just cant handle your shit! You always that sloppy one getting drunk, you don't ever have no damn money, you don't know how- I ain't got time for it, that's why I roll the fuck alone. I'm not doing it and I don't give no damn bout my friends but bitch, you being shady cause girl I am cause I'm not picking yo ass up - you where there on that flow, and the police gonna come and get to ass and put you in the paddy wagon or they do whatever they need to do to yo ass home. Cause bitch I'm not that one for it, I don't want to be nobody's fucking babysitter!

Hell, sometimes I may wanna get fucked up and get fucking carried to the car. Let me tip my backseat! I done it many of times! But I don't wanna get fucked up and drive, while I was out, cause I mean- fuckin- I'm already fucked up! So I crashed in my backseat for a couple of hours,

And I oOp- ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

hhhhu... mmm, i just hit my balls... oh, it just got hot in here. I'm boutta- I'm done, mm.