It was a dark and stormy evening and Deadpool was watching his Sunday shows, sitting on the couch being the lazy àss he was. Chips and burritos at his stomach, as he munched and watched The Office with his unicorn, Mini Deadpool, as he sat there crying ugly tears,
"I've never related so much in a Tv show so much it hurts",
he said with tears rolling down his cheeks.
As he finished the to the end of the episode he yeeted his chips and goes to the bathroom to take a nice píss.
"Ahh, that feels better",
As he pulled his suit back on, smelling is armpits,
"Ew I smell",
As get gets undressed to go into the shower little did he know that Mini Deapool was in the bathroom as he watched Deadpool, take a shower.
As he got out he pulled his curtains and screamed like a little kid when he spotted Mini Deapool,
"Don't you know anything about knocking?!, dàmn.",
As the horse chuckled in his response he let out a small smirk at him.
uNiCoRnS aRe ReAL?!
Find out in part 2 :D
