cheddar cheese was never meant to dance. through his whole life, he was told "NO! YOU CANT DANCE! YOU ARE C H E D D A R FOR GODS SAKE!" but cheddar had a dream, a dream to tap dance.
so, instead of mopping around and listening to everything everyone said, cheddar practiced for years to become the perfect cheese dancer.
meanwhile, parmesan was always told they had to be a dancer. but they didn't want to be that. they wanted to be an entomologist. but they were forced to take dance lessons.
the night of the big recital, all the cheeses of fridge town had gathered in the auditorium. there was guta, brie, swiss, and so many more.
cheddar and parmesan stood in the wings, terrified.
"yo bro you ducking suck." cheddar told parmesan.
"wait y?" parmesan asked.
"bc you act like your the best dancer." he responded.
"oof no i hate dancing." the other spoke.
"wait lit." cheddar said, hugging parmesan.
it was time for the dance, and the cheese began to walk onto the stage. everyone scoffed at cheddar and clapped for parmesan.
but then, sis popped off. cheddar was ducking getting it. he hit that woah, the whip, the floss, the orange justice (idk what any of those mean except woah and whip btw).
"hE ON X GAMES MODE!" the audience cheered, hitting the woah. then, parmesan and made out with cheddar. the two cheese boys kissed for 3 hours, coincidentally making a baby.
charmesan lives on through their 89.7 kids.
NOTES FROM CRACKHEAD & ERIN
o my gosh is this a cheese love story lmao
you bet your butt it is
