So today Aunt Adagio was babysitting Milo and Simon. Great those two idiots are just going to tell dad that I live with them. Oh no what am I going to do!?!? Well first of all before we get into what all happend today let me explain my relationship with those two. I haven't explained much about them now have I?
Let's start off with their traits. Both wavy blonde hair, blue eyes, short, thin, lots of freckles, perky nose. Milo has braces and Simon has glasses. And they're both acing students with a lot of girls crushing on them. They're noth immature, they both LOVE video games, they always do those annoying Toby Turner rages, AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE STUPID COMMENTS. Well that's their traits. I don't see any resemblance of dad in them, maybe because they both have most of mom's traits. I don't know. Mom has black hair, dad has black hair, mom & dad both have brown eyes. How'd Simon and Milo get blue....? I guess cause I dropped out of school for Mackie while we were learning about genes is probably why I don't know. Now I should tell you about my relationship with them. It started off when mom first told me I was going to be a big brother.. I wasn't very exicted because I was nine at the time and well it's wasn't going to be fun because they cry, no time to hang out with my friends, and stuff. Al told me a few days before Simon and Milo were born being a older sibling is dreadful and that's when I got super unexicted. Well to be honest I was never exicted. Anyways Al has 6 brothers and 8 sisters. His parents were both homeless and he lived with his grandma and fourteen other siblings. Out of all of them Al was the oldest and he hated it. So when Milo and Simon turned old enough to talk they used to do stuff like draw on the walls, unpurposely fall, put weird things in my backpack and blame it on ME! Well I could not blame them because their kids but when they turned 5 they sorta stopped but they were still annoying and they always will be. Dad never really payed much attention to me when they came around but before them we used to be really close until he got a job too... I wasn't jealous or anything because mom treated us all equal but that was mom. I remember I used to come home with all A's on my report card and my dad didn't give one crap. Which is kinda sad because if it was Simon or Milo that got an acing report card he would have gave them a hundred dollars. Well I knew my dad the longest was always my comeback when they said Dad likes us better. Because before them like was perfect.
"Aww baby look at you two gurrrl come down here and look at Simon and Milo."
"Dayummm gurrrl" Aunt Shakea hugged them both. "You both grown so much gurrrl"
"We're not girls!" Said Milo crossing his arms.
"Gurrrl" Snapped Aunt Shakea's fingers. "That's my saying boyyy. Why you gotta do this."
"Gurl be nice to them they're sensitive gurly." Said Aunt Adagio looking at Shakea.
"I'm just saying gurl he didn't have to snap at me mhm. Anyways yall two go upstairs and play on our Wii."
They both ran upstairs into Aunt Adagio's room slamming the door and of course raging/screaming for nothing.
Well now that not much is going on how about I tell you about my relationship with my father shall I? It was a couple days after I was born he first met me. Well you see when my mom went in labor my dad was on a buisness trip weird right? Most dads are there for their childrens birth. But sadly mine wasn't.. Anyways he wasn't really happy or joyful he was just "meh". That makes me think sometimes did he really want kids? Two years after that he was fired and he blamed it all on me. He was fired because he did not turn in his files on time. His boss said he should be a much more hardworker than he is and after that that is why he works forever and ever and doesn't stop. He became a little more close to me for 5 years and than he got a job back. Two years after that my mom found out she was pregnant and my dad was pretty angry and he told her no more kids. Than we should got her gender test she found out they were twins and she did NOT want to tell dad because she knew how more stressed he would be if he found out because twins mean more mouths to feed. And more stress on dad. Well I was at school when mom had them and the teacher told me infront of my table. My classmates in my table were Misty, Al, Jesse, and Drew. Sadly Drew killed himself legit last year because Jesse broke up with him. I felt bad for the guy sometimes. She was a bitch to him. Anyways my tablemates laughed at me and you just see me sitting there with my eyes wide opened like uhm he he. So I was sent home early and my dad picked me up. He didn't say much to me really he just said Hello Marlton and the rest of the ride home he was quiet. I don't know why he's like this. Does he hate kids? Does he hate me?!? The world may never know. Hahaha just playing around but seriously...
