Short Stories with a side of WEIRD

Short writing prompt Story 1

"Wait! is that a flashlight?" She said confused holding the device up examining it.
"Haha! Not just any flashlight it is a flashlight that can also shoot lasers!" The scientist laughs filled with pride continuing to explain the device as the girl smirks and takes aim at him
"Hmm perhaps I can use this to get my panties back" "Wait! Wait! Wait! No need to get hasty! I promise you they are being put to good use!!" He begs shaking his hands in a panic hoping that she doesn't shoot as she has taken aim at both of his heads. He was starting to regret putting in the dual aiming feature, but he just couldn't resist himself. He never could. Which my friends is why he is commonly in these situations surprisingly enough they always somehow find this flashlight. You'd think he'd learn to put that thing out of reach. 'Hey! Shut up narrator and help me!!' Fine. The scientist feels against the wall he had been pushed against and presses a button. Suddenly a door opens above the girl that drops his assistant DD-143 onto the poor girl, knocking her out with the power of her beautiful callipygian metal form. A vivid shade of pink quickly speckled her fair face as she quickly got up, and started apologizing profusely to the now passed out girl. The scientist however merely started laughing, boasting about how brilliant he was to have built such a beautiful assistant and how lucky he was to have her. This ladies and gentlemen is our Hero Dr Vulgarian, and the girl Ruine who "ruins his fun".