Stranded with a Murderer - an SSEC fanfic

Stranded with a Murderer

Vay's walking in the woods. There's no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye he spots him: Shia LaBeouf.

He's following Vay, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on Vay! Shia LaBeouf.

Vay's looking for the box, but he’s all turned around. He's almost upon him now and he can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for his life from Shia LaBeouf. He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf. Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, Shia LaBeouf. Killing for sport, Shia LaBeouf. Eating all the bodies, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

Now it's dark and Vay seems to have lost him, but he's hopelessly lost himself, stranded with a
murderer…Vay creeps silently through the underbrush. Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on! Hope! Vay moves stealthily toward it, but his leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off his leg, quiet, quiet. Limping to the cottage, quiet, quiet. Now he’s on the doorstep…sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf!

Sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf. But he doesn't hear Vay enter, Shia LaBeouf. Vay's sneaking up
behind him…strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf!

Fighting for his life with Shia LaBeouf! Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf! Stab him in his kidney! Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf!

Vay limps into the dark woods, blood oozing from his stump leg. But he has won; he has beaten Shia LaBeouf…

Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to Vay's head, and death in his eyes! But Vay can do Jis Jitsu, bodyslam superstar Shia LaBeouf!

Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf! Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf! Vay tries to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf, but blood is draining fast from his stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left! Vay counters to the right, he catches him in the neck! Vay’s chopping off his head now…Vay has just decapitated Shia Labeouf!

His head topples to the floor, expressionless. Vay falls to his knees and catches his breath. He's finally safe from Shia Labeouf...