Finally a Healthy Decision

February

* sigh* oh February... For most this is the month of love. Where couples feel that sense of child like joy in thier relationship once again, the month where new love can be found, the month where old love finally dies, or the month for the always lonely to vigorously masterbate to the thought of having a person to do it for them....

As i walk to class with shawn i am deap in thought staring out in space.

Shawn says concerningly " Hey bro, im not trying to be rude but you look like shit. When was the last time you showered?

I say"..... Two weeks ago." While still staring out in space.

*Shawn grabbing my arm stopping me from walking* " Look dude i get it, it hurts when someone cheats on you i do but that was months ago you got to get over this. Move on."

" Shawn.... That was so cheasy. How about this, how about when your making pancakes in the morning i bust into your house fuck the shit out of your pancakes and tell you to get over it that was 2 minutes ago"

*Shawn suddenly regretting the decision to bring up the topic* " Damn man why you gonna do that to my pancakes "

*i immediately respond*  " Fucking exactly "

Shawn says " Dude you really need to find somebody diffrent. Try dating someone outside of what you normally do cause obviously your normals are peices of shit "

* I think for about a minute * " Well there is this one girl but... Shes kinda going through some shit herself so i dont know if she'd be ok with it"

*Shawns eyes widen in excitement* "WHO!? Bro tell me. Ill talk to her if you need me to i dont care. "

*My anxiety kicks in* " I was going to tell you until you said you would talk to her, so i am not telling you shit now."

* we make it to class and i sit down and slam my head down in the desk*

Shawn says " Damn bro chill." But its to late for me to respond im already asleep.