Sonic the Fanfic a Highschool Story

Sonic the Fanfic

Chapter 1: Ready Set Go

The sun beats down heavily on the small neighborhood, everything was still. All of the sudden a rush of speed flashes by. Despite his blistering speed granted by his unshaken faith, Sonic still managed be late to school again. With his lightning speed Sonic rockets his way through the doors and into his first bell class, Geometry typical. “Late again Sonic?” Asked Mr. Eggman with a smirk. “You know the fastest way between two objects is a strait line. But you always seem to take a stop at that Applebee’s.” The class let out a knowing snicker.  “Whatever Mr. Eggman I don’t need Geography anyway”

“All right Sonic I’ve heard just about enough from you!” Barked Mr. Eggman “That’s detention!”

Sonic gave an angry look to Mr. Eggman and slumped down in his desk. The rest of the class went by like usual. Sonic ignored his teacher and sat around looking cool and doodling the Cross of The Holy Christ in his notebook. After class was over Sonic met up with his friends.

“Sonic! Why did you have to talk back to the teacher like that, now we can’t go to my house and study after school.” Cried Tails

“Whatever Tails, nobody even likes hanging out at your house anyway.” Replied Sonic

“Yeah let’s go shoot some hoops behind the Church later.” Chimed in Knuckles. “You don’t want to be a loser and study, do you?”

“No…” replied Tails with his head hung low.

         Finally, Sonic arrived at his English class. Sonic despised the class, mostly because The Good Book is the only one worth reading, but also because there was an annoying girl who sat next to him.

         “Hi Sonic, how are you today?”   asked Amy with a smile.

“Uggh, what do you want now?” Groaned Sonic.

“well we are partners on the group project and I did all the research on my own I just wanted to know if you would maybe write some of the presentation…” Amy shyly asked.

         “Writing is lame, you can get an A if you write it, but I don’t care.” Sonic said with a smirk

         “Well I was also wondering if you would want to go to the Chaos Emerald Festival Dance with me?”

         “Amy be honest with me, how many games of Fortnite have you won?” Sonic asked.

         “Umm none…” Amy respond

         “How many times have you cosplayed as Harley Quinn?” Sonic asked sternly.

         “Never…” Amy responded sadly.

         “What is your rank on Destiny 2?” Growled sonic.

         “I’ve never heard of that game.” Amy said with tears welling up in her eyes.

         Then You are a fake gamer girl, I only go out with gamer girls. The only problem is that they never stop fawning over stupid soy boy cucks like Shadow. This generation’s men are not masculine at all, like me.

         Suddenly the bell rang, and the class was over. Amy walked sadly over to her locker and started talking to her friends who felt bad for her. Meanwhile, Sonic was on his way to Science class, he did need someone to go with him to the Chaos Emerald Festival Dance, and since he couldn’t bring his big tiddy anime girlfriend from his computer, he would need to find a suitable female.

Chapter 2: Ignorance of The Lord’s Word

Sonic arrived in his next class, science. Sonic hated the class, he had been at odds with the science teacher Mr. Silver almost as many times as he had with Mr. Eggman. But This was different. Mr. Eggman was a jerk, but Mr. Silver was a heretic. Earlier in the year he had taught a class about health, he had mentioned sexuality and had told the class that they were born with their sexuality and that there was nothing wrong with being gay. Sonic knew that was all crap. His pastor had told him that if he had ever thought about doing strange things with other boys that he should come to him. Sonic was adamant that the Lord had told all of Hedgehog kind exactly how love was supposed to work in the Good Book. That had been the first straw, but now Sonic had to deal with the lesson on evolution. Sonic sat down next to Tails and Knuckles.          “Pfft, you ready for a complete waste of time?” Sonic whispered to Knuckles.