Once upon a time, Severus Snape was reading 'How To Look Super Lit My Dude 2' because he was tired of looking like a ferret. Then Dumbledore walked in, but his clothes were burned off, and Severus Snape said, "Oh Merlins Beard, what happened to your doing dong cover-ups!?" And then Dumbledore said "I was messing with your potions and I stuck my peepee in one."
"Go on," said Snape. "Then all my clothes burned off," replied Dumbledore. "Why did you do it?" Snape asked. Dumbledore hesitates then replies. Because I wanted to do something sexy for you." Dumbledore blushes, pushing up his half moon glasses. Snape lays down and walks towards Dumbledore, putting his hand on Dumbledore's cheek. "You did this for me?" Whispered Snape. "Of course," Dumbledore answered. Snape removed his hand from Dumbledore's cheek, and places it at his side. "Oh Dumbledore, if only there was someone who loved you."
That night, Dumbledore Avada Kedavra-ed himself.
