Faisal Loses His Temper

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Sid: matlab ye saari bakwas tune ise distract karne ke liye kari? Thank god koi to hai jise ye pyaar vyaar wali bakwas mein interest nahi hai...

Avne: excuse mee... tum pyaar jaise khoobsurat ehsaas ko bakwas kaise keh sakte ho?

Sid: kyaa?? Ehhh... Matlab tum bhi?

Avne: haa mai bhi... Mujhe pyaar vyaar mein pura interest bhi hai aur vishwas bhi... mera pyaar mere Ash.. I I mean... usko mere paas jaroor kheech layega... Hum phir jaroor milenge

Fais: to tu bhi apne pyaar se dur hai?

Avne: hmm hamari kahani kuch tumhare jaisi hi hai.. bachpan mein best friend tha wo gadha.. badme pata nahi kaha kho gaya.. lekin mujhe pura vishwas hai.. jaha kahi bhi ho lekin...

Sid: woah woah woah.. kahi tum dono hi to bachpan mein besties nahi the??

Fais: Nahiii!! Uska naam Avneet nahi tha.. aur na wo Avneet jaisi thi..

Avne: excuse me.. what do you mean by Avneet jaisi? Tum meri insult kar rahe ho?

Fais: Nahi nahii.. I mean wo bass tumse bohot alag thi.. tum soch kar react karti ho lekin wo.. Allah!! Wo react karne ke baad sochti thi, phir thoda aur sochti thi, phir thoda aur aur phir sochti hi rehti thi.. (chuckles) tum shanti se baat karti ho lekin uski dictionary ke aas paas bhi shanti naam ki cheez nahi thi, hamesha bass udhaam machana hai usko... hya Allah.. aur uski baatein.. itnii patar patar itni patar patar ke kya batau? tum mature ho lekin wo.. wo to bilkul bacchi thi.. shararat ka chota packet bada dhamaka.. tab phir bhi choti thi.. ab to bada packet ban gayi hogi na?? Kya pata ab uske dhamake kaise kaise honge?? 

Avneet: bachpan mein sab bacche hi hote hai Faisal (laughing) ab mature ho gayi hogi.. itni thodi na masti karegi..

Fais: haa waise ye bhi sahi hai (scratching his hair) but I hope wo waisi hi ho yaar.. lekin the point is wo na bass bohot alag thi tumse

Avneet: umm... You mean Jannat jaisi thii???

Fais: (suddenly) Haaa.. bilkul Jannat jaisiii.. (Sid and Avneet looked at his reaction) Nahii.. bilkul nahii.. Usase mai Jannat ko compare bhi kaise kar sakta hu.. kaha meri Pri.. (stops) aur kaha ye Jannat.. chhi.. bilkul bhi nahii..

(Siddharth and Avneet were shocked)
 
Avneet: thike thike.. meri Jannat ko kuch bolne ki jaroorat nahi hai.. Anyways she is toooo good for you..
Waise Pri.. matlab? Priyanka?

Fais: huh.. noo!!

Avneet: to... Priti?

Fais: naah

Avneet: Priya

Fais: ji nahii

Avneet: Priyanshi?

Fais: Avneet!! Uska naam Pri se nahi hai.. mai kuch aur bolne wala tha..

Avneet: offoo

Sid: Tum log pyaar jaisi bakwass cheezo par discussion karna please band kar sakte ho?

AvneetFaisal: PYAAR BAKWASS NAHI HOTA

Sid: ohh.. ohhkk.. Pyaar ke pujari kahike..

Fais: Sid.. agar tumhe pyaar mein khushi nahi milti to kaha milti hai yaar?

Sid: Mai to bass apne dosto mein hi khush hu.. mujhe pyaar vyaar jaise shabdo se bhi irritation hoti hai so please mere saamne ye topic avoid karo..

Avne: anyways iss vaqt Jannu important hai..

Fais: haa to wo bodyguard ke liye nahi maan rahi kya?

Avne: nopess.. aur jidd pakad kar baithi hai

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