Tony and I had run over the plan a billion times. In and out. Quick and easy. Hopefully after I've done this I can go home to Cassie and everything will be the way it should be.
I could see him from across the field, all big and purple. I picked up speed and shrunk down while running.
I could see Steve fighting him, and him fighting back. Now I just had to find a way into his pants. That sounds weird.
"Hey Tony?" I said into my mic "I don't know how to get in,"
"That's okay," He responded. "Unzip his pants from the front and go around,"
Oh God, I thought.
"Alright, will do,"
I sprinted around, unzipped and went to the back, being careful not to see anything else.
His anus looked like the picture NASA took of that black hole. Gross. I went through and before you'd know it, I was in.
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I embiggened and blew him up. Sick. Covered in purple stuff, I looked around me. No one was there. I blew up everything, I was floating in space with Thanus all over me. Nice.
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FanfictionAnt Man gets large. I am so sorry to anyone who's reading this. Just know I was paid a nice sum of money to do it.
