Trap Idiots

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I've been bestfriends with the world's goofiest hoomans the trap boys for 3years now 

A few days ago Jake told me to come over, i went to see him because he wanted to film a video with me and the guys together and ofc i said okk.


*LIKE 4 DAYS AGO* 

I woke up,i got ready and stufff
I wore Jake's merch, a no name hoodie,black shorts and fishnet tights and plain black and white vans.

 i grabbed my vlog camera and started to film 

Y/n: WHASSUP GUYS IT'S Y/N. I decided to vlog my day because i'm a piece of garbage and i'm bored afff bc guess who's roomate,Xeph is not home and there's no one to bother with my shit so i was like LET'S VLOG THIS DAY BISHHH. 
I think imma eat some breakfast even tho it's almost 12a.m , yea it's typical me .
Thennn after that we're going to the trap house boys & girls. I know what are u thinking: Y/n,why are you going to places where are people,no one likes u. AND I WAS THINKING THE SAME,LIKE I KNOW. 
Jkjk,one of my bestfriend Mr.Jake Webber invited me to their place to film a fantastic q&a with them so that's what i'm gonna do boiz.


I ate breakfast then i grabbed my shit then i went to starbucks to grab iced coffee then i headed straight to the trap house 

i got there, i knocked on the door and guess who opened the door 

It was that goofball 

Jake: Heyy dork,what's up? 
Y/n: Hi J,i woke up early just bc ur video so be thankful, bish. 
Jake: For u there's everytime is early before 11.
Y/n: ssshhh,just thank me later 

He let me in then he gave me a big hug 
He started drinking my coffee 

Y/n: don't u dare drink it all,or imma kill u. 
Jake: i'm not like that at all. 

he said smiling 

Y/n: yeayea, imma go say hi to everyone else in the house,take care of my coffee. 

I went to the living room,where Colby was just waking up from his nap shirtless
i saw he was on his phone texting back probably the trap groupchat (i'm in it ofc,even tho i don't live here,lol) 

Y/n: put on a freaking shirt goshdamn 
Colby: Y/nnnnn
Y/n: What's up Colbsss? 

He got up and came closer to hug me 

Y/n: u smell gud 
Colby: why are you sniffing me? 
Y/n: Shh,just be happy i'm here to bother u with my stupid shit 
Colby: I missed you, u weirdo 
Y/n: at least u did lol 

I heard someone real familiar from behind us

Corey: GARRYYY? 
Y/n: PAPA GUNTHER 
Corey: oh it's just Y/n. i tought u were a squirrel,ur so short. WHATSUPPP? 
Y/n: Nah but i can beat u in some dance battle,how bow dat? 
Colby: ooo,roasted. 
Corey: Damn man. even a squrriel roasted me,i'm really hurt rn 
Y/n: okok Corey,if u wanna play like this..loser.
Corey: Hah. Luv u tho. 

After a while we finally started to film the freaking video.

Jake: What's up fam,it's ya boy Jake 
Y/n: that's so gay 

He looked at me 

Jake: i am tho 
Y/n: i knew it 

Colby: Can u start ur video already? 
Jake: i would if she let me 
Y/n: well sorryyy,imma be quiet over here.
Jake: We have Aaron,Colby,Sam, Jake, Corey and Y/n, if you don't know who she is .. i don't either, who are you? 
Y/n: i'm the girl who makes Jake's and everyone's life worse. But they still love me,i think.
Jake: everyone knows who u are,i was joking Y/n,damn. 
Y/n: Jake u suck. 
Corey: ANYWAYS,WE ARE DOING A Q&A,GET IT TOGETHER GIRLS. 
Sam: yeah,what the heck  
Jake: Okkkk,so fam,today we are doing a q&a with my baby bubbas Y/n,Colby,Sam,Aaron and Corey

After 20minutes of bullshit we finally started the freaking video. Jake did the intro and then we went to the questions. 

Colby: Read some juicy ones 
Sam: Who goes first? 
Jake: Like the way we sit 

( So Aaron,Me,Corey,Sam,Colby and Jake. ) 

 Aaron: Ok,first one: "This is a lame question ik,but where did u met Y/n?" 
Jake: Ok, so i met her first..i know her since highschool, i know, sucks to be me right? 

I gave him a look 

Jake: jkjk. But yea i met her in highschool,she was not my classmate luckily, i couldn't keep up with ur shiz on the daily so ye. We ended up being 'bestfriends' so one day i just introduced Y/n to the guys & my other friends as well. They loved her obviously. She has a pretty bright and bubbly personality so who the f would dislike her..i mean me but that's a personal opinion,jkjk.
So actually that's how the guys met her too,there's not a longer story to this,that's it. 

Colby: I wanted to tell the story but okayyyyy
Corey: YeA WhAt tHe hEcK jAKE. i tought this is a story time video but okay,guess we are just chillin here while u speak, go ahead
Jake: WELL GUESS WHO'S VIDEO THIS IS FUCKERS 
Y/n: stfu,my turn lesss getit. 

We were reading questions of off Jake's phone.
Aaron passed me the phone bc it wus my turnnn

Y/n: Okayyyy gurls. "Who is the clumsiest?" 

Everyone looked at me and Jake

Colby: oh easy. These two right here 
Y/n: OK,BEFORE EVERYONE STARTS TO BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING LET ME JUST SAY THIS: I don'T even live here and this house looks like a ABSOLUTE MESS. 
Sam: well yeah bc Jake does ur part too 
Colby: There's times when ur here for a week or two so i don't wanna hear about "OH I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE WTF"
Corey: Ur basically living here lol 
Aaron: Jake & Y/n are like two little kids. They leave every single trash on the floor,tables EVERYWHERE, and i even tell them that there's so much trash and stuff and then BOTH OF THEM TELLING ME THE SAME THING: "then clean it aaron" 
Colby: THEY ARE LIKE TWINS,THEYRE SO MUCH ALIKE ITS SCARY 
Corey: she even took Jake's "baby bubba" thing & she keeps saying that all day long 

then suddenly someone knocks on the door 

Colby: prolly my postmates,brbbb
Y/n: WHATCHU ORDERED FOR ME 

Colby ran to answer the door for his postmate. He comes back and he jumps back on the couch 

Sam: u can guess what Colby eats every single day 
Y/n: cHIpOtLE
Colby: sowwie for that 
Y/n: I WANT SUM LATERRRR

We answered a few more questions then we decided that we are ending the video finally so we have to do a outroooo. 

Jake: Okai guiz,that was this video about basically. I hope u liked it and stuff. Make sure to give this video a big,fat juicy like. Buh bye.

I jumped up from the couch 

Y/n: yo what are u doing later? 
Sam: Kat is coming over,today's our anniversary sooo we're going out to eatttt 
Colby: imma go to Brennen's place film scary videos ughhh,and i really don't want to after what happened with the oujia board last time 
Corey: DANCE CLASSSSS 
Aaron: Hangin out with Tori later why? 
Y/n: CUZ I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DOOOO & I KNOW I'LL BE BORED AS SHIT PROBABLY 
Jake: I'm staying at home cuz i wanna edit and chill & stuff. So if ur in u can help me editing and maybe we can order some postmates too
Y/n: Yea maybe if i help you edit your vids won't be that shit when ur editing it 
Jake: i guess issa Jake and Y/n chill editing night with some BOMB ASS FOOD. it's going to be a good night brother.

About like 10-15minutes later everyone left to do their own thing and ofc i was left alone with Jake.
We were sitting on the couch, Jake was next to me,the laptop in his lap, my legs were laying on his legs
We were laughing and talking, i was laughing how Jake edits his videos,it always cracks me up,i love his humor. 
After some chit chat i suddenly started to feel so sleepy so i went to get a blanket from his room then i went back to the living room, i layed down on the couch and i put the blanket on us. 

After like 5minutes later i slept in on Jake's shoulder 
Jake: Ahw look who slept in while helping me edit 

He made a snapchat story showing that i was sleepin on him

He put the blanket more on me so i don't catch a cold 

I think i was sleeping on him the rest of the night,but i didn't mind at all. Somehow his smell and presence was so calming. 
Then i realized in the morning that i FORGOT THE VLOG THAT DAY,I'M SUCH A DUMMY WTF. 
Nvm,i guess i have to re vlog another day. 



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