So first off, I gotta explain Tomato Law. It's basically like the regular law, but different/more things are illegal. And if you break Tomato Law....
You shall face the punishment of a Tomato coming after you. And then die. Or get slapped. OR get arrested. The punishments can vary.
Also, don't try to eat the tomato or resist getting a punishment. If you eat the tomato by just biting it, it's gonna slap you. Instead, eat it with a fork and knife. It can regrow it's body parts anyway. And if you are getting arrested, just get arrested. If you try to fight the tomato, you'll lose. Tomatoes are very strong. And if you do fight them. It's a guarantee death. Also if you say you want to die. They won't kill you, and make you not die.
There's a bunch of laws to Tomato Law. Like
- Drive correctly
-Pay your fucking taxes and don't run from the irs(like it's not fucking hard)
-Don't listen to article 13. It's a piece of shit.
-Don't judge people on who they wanna be.(Furries, gamers, thots(actually thots are eh) and the list goes on)
-etc.
