(^with a cowboy hat.)
[Start Song]
John:Hello,kids. I'm the color red and I've brought my friends to teach about them. They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me,the color of awesome things! Like hearts,and roses,and Mars,but most importantaly,love,love,love,love,love.
(Skynet,at the same time:Blood,blood,blood,blood,blood.)
All except John and Skynet:Hooray!
Uncle Bob:Hi,I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now,if you please. You've got pumpkins, and tigers,and the desert sand.
(Skynet:Perscription bottles.)
Uncle Bob:Monarch butterflies.
(Skynet,at the same time:Perscription bottles.)
Uncle Bob:are your orange friends.
La la la la la la, cheese!
(Skynet,at the same time: Pills!)
All except Uncle Bob and Skynet: Hooray!
Uncle Bob:What are you doing?
Skynet:What I was made to do.
Austin: As you can probably guess,yellow's pretty fun.
Skynet: Jaundice!
Austin: You can find it on a bus or the rays from the sun!
(Skynet: Jaundice!)
Austin: If you ask me,yellow's number one!
(Skynet: Liver failure.)
Austin: If you like yellow and sour,
(Skynet: Jaundice!)
Austin: Then try a lemon.
All except Skynet: Jaundice!
Austin: Dang it!
Kyle(Genisys): I once ate a bug that was the color green. But the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green,and inside that green,there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green.
Hooray!
Austin:Hooray!
Pops: Why didn't you change that one?
Skynet: I like that verse.
Pops: The ocean is a place where
many creatures live,
(Skynet,at the same time as''creatures": Nightmares.)
It's the deep blue sea
and-
Skynet: And it'll kill you to death. Especially if you are on Titanic,so let that sink in. Pun intended.
Kyle(Genisys): Hooray.
Austin: Hooray.
Danny: Don't blow this for us man! Come on! Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac-
Danny suddenly gets tased by Skynet.
All except Pops and Kyle: *screaming*
Pops: Dude! Dude!
All except Pops, Kyle, and 1984 T-800 : *screaming*
Kyle: Hooray!
O'Brien: Kyle!
1984 T-800: I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt. I,uh,can't remember the words. Please don't hurt..me.
Skynet tases the T-800.
All except Kyle: *screaming*
Kyle: Hooray.
O'Brien: White things include-
Skynet: All broken bones.
O'Brien: And doves and paper-
Skynet: And rabies' foam.
O'Brien: There's ivory!-
Skynet: Worth a lot of money. If you want to buy some,than email me.
Kyle: Hooray, hooray.
Skynet: Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul 'cause I'm an emotional mess-
Danny hits Skynet with a chair.
Danny: *screaming*
All except Pops and Kyle: *screaming*
Danny: Take care of that body!
Shove him in a trash can or something.
O'Brien: Back to normal!
All: Hooray!
T-1000: I'm the last crayon in the box you see,and the color that they assigned to me IS THIS!
He turns around to reveal the label 'skin color'
T-1000:Just think about that. For one moment.
[End song]
