Ask or Dare the Eeveelutions

Day 1

Sam: Hi everybody, I'm Sam the Eevee and we're going to be asked questions, or be dared to do something.

Lust: Hello, I'm Lust, the Glaceon.

Sloth: I'm Sloth, the Jolteon.

Envy: Salutations, I'm Envy, the Espeon.

Karma: Greetings! I'm Karma the Vaporeon.

Wrath: Hey, chumps. I'm Wrath the Leafeon.

Sam: Why do you call everybody "Chumps"?

Wrath: 'Cus I can, gay boy.

Sam: You know what? I'm not gonna even engage into this conversation.

Greed: I'm Greed the Umbreon.

Pride: I'm Pride the Flareon.

Sam: I think that's everybody... Wait... Where's Gluttony?

Gluttony: 'SUP DAWGS!!!

Sam: OH, GOD!

Gluttony: Did I scare you that bad, lil' homie?

Sam: YES! You literally scared me half to death!

Gluttony: Oh, shit. Sorry, dude.

Sam: As I learned: "You forgive and you forget"... Anyway! We are going to... Gluttony, what the hell are you doing?!

Gluttony: Doing the Default Dance, dawg.

Sam: Why are you doing those stupid Fortnite memes?!

Gluttony: 'Cuz Fornite memes are never dead, lil' homie.

Sam: Sometimes, I worry about you, Gluttony. Anyways! Send a dare our way. Guaranteed satisfaction, or your money back... I think.