So somehow my friends and I got into the topic of Dora, and my unnamed friend starts singing the "Map Song".
Have any of you lovely wattpad readers ever realized that he says he is THE map, like he is the only one to ever exist. Nope, you need a map, well too bad you get THE map.
"Hey Dora, what took u so long to get home?" Dora parent says.
"I got a little lost so I used THE map."
"Don't you mean a map?"
"No, I mean THE. He reminds me every day."
"Okay?"
SKIT OVER
So yeah that was my day.
Random Conspiracy Theory: Swiper is a demon, because chanting his name three times makes him go away.
