Prologue

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Jorden Christopher Anderson was getting ready for school. Today was no normal day, no... today... was Wednesday. Do not forget to squeeze mustard on the cat.

On his ride to school, he was looking out the bus window, bored. Today he was wearing mom jeans and a crop top that said the title "Just Girly Things" yes.. he was feeling quirky today. Since he had just gotten a new phone with actual service this time (his last having broke after he stomped it and threw it against a wall), he opened up his favorite group chat. The name of this chat changes often. The current title would happen to be "idc about steaks and potatoes." So... you should assume what kind of people were in this group chat.

The first member, being a complete retard named Eva, was the one who created the group chat. There's nothing important about her at the moment because she is an idiot.

Next, was Luca. He is self explanatory. Read the name, fucking bitch.

Miles; although new, very important.

Zoe; Graces best friend.

Grace; Zoes best friend.

Olivia: The crazy ex no one wants to hear about.

Frank: The token black guy.

And lots of other quirky friends.

They were internet friends; Jorden and the fellow punks. He met them while arguing over water. He smiled, reading Graces message. Ah... what an idiot female she can be.

Then, Jorden had a thought. A crazy thought. A thought that wouldn't be possible without a brain because you would be dead. A beautiful creative idea so powerful, it could destroy the universe.

Jorden walked into the school bathrooms. The time was 8:30 AM. Or that's what I'm guessing it is; I'm not Jorden and I don't know his schedule. He waited for everyone to leave as the class bell rang, and he set his backpack down. Jorden gazed into the school mirrors, admiring his beauty. His luscious fat body was beautiful, every curve showing dimensions and charms. The enchantress known as Jorden began his stance. He held his hands up, and opened up a portal with the Time Stone. That's not how it worked in the marvel movies, but this isn't a marvel movie. So shut up fucking bitch!

Jorden walked through the portal and soon... his journey would begin.

Ohio.

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 11, 2019 ⏰

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