R.I.P Boiled Water. You will be mist.
speaking of boiled. what about eggs? they're egg-celent. egg-traordinary. these yolks are cracking me up. laughing yet? no? fuck my life.
why is it okay to bully and orphan? who are that going to tell? their parents!? I guess that's why Batman has daddy issues.
why can't dinosaurs talk? cause they're dead.
