THE BIBLE OF ERP

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and on the first day f0x said 

"let there be ERP!" and everyone cheered and praised f0x

on the second day malconer came and said

"let there be scientific explanantions to ERPing with the same sex" malconer didn't like f0x so f0x whipped his wing out and said 

"on the first day there we erp in the sunset"

malconer already fucking hates f0x and f0x said "lold" and then took out his buffalo wing oping malconer with the intensness of the flavored wing

on the third day all was calm accept there were faggots everywhere so that made f0x pissed

on the fourth day chab walked in and said

"yall are fucking stupid" and then took out his gun and shot malconer

on the fith day malconer arose from the dead so he kinda fucking godmodded his ass to ressurection and said "may f0x be curcified on the woman of erp. ukochanie"

f0x was fucked in real deep shit

on the 6th day f0x stood around taking out some chicken strips and ate

malconer still hated him

on the 7th day zerik came in and saw f0x erping malconer again and said

:ban f0x

that's how f0x came to be. crucified.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 19, 2014 ⏰

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