Philisophical Thoughts

1. What if...

The world we live in IS Satan, or made by Satan?

According to some stuff some friends and I've read, Satan was an angel first. God created him to be the 'perfect angel'. Satan actually thought he was better than God and wanted to create his own world, like God did, but better.

Now first question: Why the frick did Satan want that if God created him to be perfect?

If God made him a perfect angel, he would be an angel, giving God the advice God wants. Or God gave him the power of free will and making the best choices. Believing that Satan would still follow him.

If Satan had the power the make actual good choices than angels would be God's slaves, so that would make God kind of bad.

So Satan decided to leave God, knowing God was bad, maybe even evil. God does, of course, not approve. And he has a reputation to hold, so he blames Satan for everything that goes wrong. He fights Satan to show the angel-slaves that he is stronger so they won't leave him too. Satan just wants to leave and get out of this dimension called heaven. Before he goes he gets forced to fight God. After an epic fight he loses and gets 'banned' out of what we call heaven, with a huge explosion. We know that explosion as the 'Big Bang'.

Satan is weak after the fight and takes lots and lots of time to recover. His wounds, still bleeding, form the first signs of our universe. Together with little pieces of stardust from the explosion, the blood and dust form planets. Big and small. When Satan is finally recovered he noticed that planets have formed, because of him.

He realises he can create things and begins experimenting. Making everything we know.

But! There's a catch! Every time he creates something, a little piece of him will be used.

Satan is okay with this and tries to make a better place than his last home. After lots and lots of attempts, that have failed, creating the other planets in our universe. And maybe others too. All these attempts have cost him like, lets say, half of his body. He is like a celestial, divine creature, so I guess he doesn't really die until he fully vanishes.

Finally he creates a working form of life: The little microscopic bacteria on earth. And after long, long time of creating more and more he makes dinosaurs... Satan made dinosaurs! Yay! But he also made plants, and other environmental influences.

Now he is almost bald, because the plants were made from his hair. He can't cry anymore, because his gigantic tears became water, yes, he cried oceans, lakes, waterfalls (and gletsjers, and froze them later?).
His breath became the wind, letting everyone else breath. His lower body absolutely gone, his bones became mountains, his blood became magma.

But he is happy with what he made: a world where animals just live. No ruler who tells you what to do, not like in heaven. The closest to a ruler was the leader of a pack, who was more like family, instead of a boss.

What Satan didn't knew, was that God was keeping an eye on him... God, being afraid that Satan's creation might be prettier than his. What would all his servants think of him? So he decides to sabotage Satan, cause God's a jerk (in this story).

So God creates a huge meteorite and throws it to earth. Satan isn't able to stop it in time and we all know what happened. The meteorite kills Satan's beautiful creations and leaves Satan in despair.

One angel, we will know as Azazel, saw what God did. And secretly tells the other angels. After he tells them, they begin to doubt God. Wouldn't they be better off with Satan?

They secretly team up and sneak out, with a whole group of followers they somehow activate the portal to Lucifer, but God sees them. God sends his angels to them, to punish them for their decision. The now declared demons fight them of and go to Satan aka Lucifer.

They help Satan to build up his world again, and when Satan is almost gone, he asks the demons Azazel, Ramiel, Asmodeus and Dagon. To find a way for him to resurrect. After that he creates the first humans from his brains, and locks his almost dying body up inside the core of earth. Where he makes his last creations, demons, his own version of angels, to help him survive.

His plan to resurrect from hell, is not to destroy earth. It's to stop God from destroying earth. Because God tries to sabotage Satan again, but more subtle this time. So he sents one of his servants to earth, with the mission to destroy this world from within. By making humans bad. This would be known as the snake in the paradise, God also placed the tree of good and evil there. Because there is no reason for Satan to place ONE tree they aren't allowed to eat from. While they can eat from all the other trees. In the Islam this would be known as Iblis (tell me if I am wrong), one of Allah's angels. Allah had given Iblis the temporarily permission to take humans down the wrong path.

Now if God/Allah is who we know from the Bible, Koran, Torah, or any other book. Why would God make his "perfect" creation bad? What kind of logic is that? So one logical explanation would be that Allah/God gave permission to not destroy his own creation, but someone else's. While claiming that everything is made by him.

When we say evil and religion, we say the devil, Satan. Why? Because that was part of God's plan. He takes the credit for what Satan made, while in his dimension he claims all the angels that left are traitors, demons.

But we don't know what happened, so we can only make up stories about what might has happened.