If I met Eddie

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   "ELLO??" I shout as I realized I somehow got lost is a graveyard. "IS ANYONE THEREEE??" I suddenly see a short little child come out from behind one of the gravestones.
    
     E-E-E-E-EDDIE????? SPAGETT GETT?? LITTLE STRAWBERRY CHILD??? MC WARDO EL SPAGHETTI????" I scream at the top of my frikalikin lungs as I run up to him and rip his frikalikin potato mask off his strawberry flavored head, then proceed to yEET it out of sight.
      
      The precious little child looks surprised and embarrassed. He starts blushing and squeaks with little squeaker nation voice "W-W-What was that for??" "I'm sorry but you just look so much more adorable without that mask on."

      *ADORABLE EDDIE BLUSHING INTENSIFIES* "Y-You won't tease me because of my red hair and freckles?" He quietly asks "OF COURSE NOT"* EXTREMELY HIGH PITCHED SANMIITTAI NOISES * "OH MY FRIKALIKIN JESUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING JUST FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY PLEASE KILL ME" I scream at the top of my f r I k a l I k i n lungs.
     
      He still looks extremely confused. "Ehm lemme rephrase that.. your beautiful angelic voice makes me wanna cry myself to sleep and your floofy hair reminds me of strawberries and I love ever single thing about you" I say in a much calmer tone "Um.. how do you know me?" He asks quietly "Ehm let's not talk about that rn..."

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