Rich kid | Yoonmin

Chapter 2

Jimin
Why do I feel like you look grumpy while doing so?

Jimin
Just like in this chat

Yoongi
I mean... it's true.

Yoongi
I think I'm scaring the children off

Jimin
I bet you look like a huge ass teddy bear with an angry scowl on his face

Jimin
Not scary tho

Yoongi
I probably look like I'm planning to murder someone

Yoongi
I mean black clothes and all that

Yoongi
And a baseball cap

Jimin
I can fucking picture this so well

Jimin
This is pure comedy

Jimin
Like imagine you standing there with crossed arms, candy all around you and a crying child holding a teddy bear in front of you with a mum in a flower dress trying to pull the child along because she's worried you're gonna kill 'em

Yoongi
This is getting oddly specific

Yoongi
Anything happened to you when you were a child?

Yoongi
Who hurt you?

Jimin
Nooooo wtf

Jimin
Am I right tho?

Yoongi
That scene... may or may not happen every once in a while

Yoongi
Nah actually... I'm mostly okay with children

Yoongi
The problem is the grown up versions of them

Yoongi
Simply disgusting

Jimin
You don't like adults?

Yoongi
I don't like anything that is under 3 years and above 10 years old

Jimin
So you don't like me?!

Yoongi
I don't even know you

Yoongi
You could be like... a grandpa or something

Jimin
I am not

Jimin
I mean like I could send you pics and stuff

Jimin
But I'm hot and I don't want you to get envious

Yoongi
Great confidence you have there

Yoongi
I bet you're a neckbeard complaining about how all the girls go for the bad guys

Yoongi
(Who also doesn't have friends)

Jimin
Yooooooongi

Jimin
We already came to the conclusion that I have friends!

Yoongi
Yeah sure that's why you're texting me at 7 pm instead of doing stuff people your age usually do

Yoongi
Also is the fact that you didn't say anything about the neckbeard stuff a hint?

Jimin
No I'm not a neckbeard

Jimin
And I just like my spare time on my own every once in a while