LAST TIME:
Suddenly, Zarkon and his THICC Galran army infiltrated the McDonalds further destroying it in the process.
Lance hurriedly took Keith out of the building, while the other’s started fighting the galran army. They got back to their house soon after and started to gear up. Keith couldn’t fit his THICC thighs into the armor, so he took a sewing kit into the bathroom to fix the gear to fit his THICC thighs. Lance was in the bedroom putting on his gear, when Keith barged into the room, his gear now able to fit his thighs. “LANCE!!” He yelled. “What!? What’s wrong?!” Lance asked, putting his hands on Keith’s shoulders. “I-I...I THINK I'M PREGNANT!” “OH!” Lance said unsure of what to say. “How do you know!?” Lance asked, after a long moment of silence. “W-Well...I felt it move!” He said. “But, HOW!? Your a man!” Lane said, astonished. “Well, I am part alien.” Keith said. “OH, ya that makes sense.” Lance said. “So….’LET’S GO BATTLE ZARKON!! AND THEN GET MCFLURRIES AFTER!!” Keith said, running out of the room.
Shopping list
Chaff cream
Pregnancy test
All the soda
More fishnet stockings
“You made a shopping list?” Lance asked. “Well, ya, we need groceries.” Keith answered. “WELL, LETS GO KICK SOME GALRA AZZ!!!” Keith yelled.
TIME SKIP CUZ I'M LAZY:
The gang was back a the McDonalds, where all hell broke loose. Hunk and Pidge and Allura (Yes, Allura was there) were trying to fight off
Haggar, while Lance and Keith tried to take Zarkon alone. Team Voltron were getting their azzes handed to them. “What the frick is happening!?” lance yelled while dodging a blast from Zarkon. “we are supposed to be the handing them their azzes not getting our azzes handed to us!!” “GIVE ME THE THICC” Zarkon yelled, swinging at them. Long story short, they defeated Zarkon and Haggar and yeeted them away. Let’s skip to the good bit. Back at Keith and Lance’s house, they were getting ready to go shopping. “Ok, so we need to get, like, everything.” Keith said, walking out the door. Once they got to Walmart, they got a big shopping cart, and started shopping. “Ok, first, chaff cream.” Lance read off of the list. They wheeled the cart over to the chaff cream isle, Keith riding in the cart, taking up most of the space. “Uh, what brand?” Lance asked. “ALL of them!” Keith answered, grabbing armfuls of chaff cream. “OK, next is...pregnancy test, just to make sure!” Lance said, turning the car around and going to the pregnancy tests. “Ok, you can pick one out.” Lance said. “Better get three.” Keith said, reaching over and grabbing a couple of tests. “Fair enough.” Lance said, looking back at the list. “SODA TIME!!” Lance yelled, running the cart to the soda isle. “What kind should we get?!” Lance asked, reaching the isle, disturbing other random people who were shopping. “EVERY KIND!!” Keith yelled, starting to grab soda. Orange, 7up, root beer, pepsi, coca cola, you name it, they got it. “Ok, finally….-” “FISHNET STOCKINGS!!” Keith cut Lance off, putting his arms in the air. Lance wheeled the cart with some difficulty to the fishnet stockings. “Better get every color.” Lance said, helping Keith grab the stockings. While getting their items checked out, Keith got onto the conveyor belt, and asked, “How much am I?” To the shock of the cashier. “Well, with legs like that, i’d pay a million bucks.” The cashier said. “NOOOOO, MY THICC” Lance shouted, picking up Keith, and carrying him off along with their groceries. During the car ride home, the were blastins The Black Parade and screaming along to it. Once home, Lance handed Keith the pregnancy test and said, “good luck.” Keith ran off to the bathroom to take the test. After some time, he barrelled out of the bathroom and plopped himself on Lanceś lap. ¨PREGNANT!!!¨ He yelled. ¨Really!?¨ Lance asked. ¨YEAH, WE´RE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!!¨ Keith yelled. ¨THAT'S GREAT! WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING FOR THE BABY!¨ Lance yelled, already putting on his shoes. “WAIT! I have to make a shopping list!” Keith said, stopping
Lance. He picked up some paper and started writing.
Shopping list pt. 2
Diapers
Crib
Bottles
Baby clothes
Pacifier
More soda
Birth control for next time
“Ok, let’s go!” Keith said, folding the paper and putting it in his pants. Once they were there, Keith took out the shopping list from his pants, and unfolded it. “OK, firrrrrssst...diapers!” “What brand?” Lance asked. “All of them!” keith replied. “It’s gonna be a poopy baby.” Then, they headed over to the crib section. “OOh, they're all so cute! Which one?!” Keith asked, holding Lance’s hand. “HMmMm...
This one! It’s fit for royalty!” Lance said, picking it up with his massive muscles and putting it in the cart. “Perfect!” Keith said. They moved to where the other baby supplies were. They grabbed everything they needed
