one day, you were standing in your kitchen, cutting big juicy onions. the day was warm and bright. what you didn't expect was the knock on your door. you go and open it and a gasp leaves your lips. "SHREK! is that you?!?!?" you cry in shock. "yes baby, it's me! i'm your exclusive onion!" you grin, "i've been waiting for you my whole life, where were you my green hunka wunka!?" you cry out in shock! he guides you to the bedroom, closes the door. the scorching scent of onions candles fill the room. "Uh, what is that?" you point to the bed. "oh that baby are onion petals shaped like a heart. replies shrek. "But when did you even get in here and do this?!?!?" you ask, kind of freaked out by shrek's shadiness. Before you could ask more, he cuts you off by placing a gross ass smelling finger in your lips. "shhhhhhhh baby. we'll take this slowwwww.
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