It all started a million years ago, where a guy named Keith, and a guy named Lance, lived in peace and harmony. Little did they know that their lives would change forever. One day, Keith came up to Lance and said, “I WANT TO BE THICC” And Lance was like, “ILL MAKE U THICC.” And so Lance went down to his evil lab, and grabbed a potion, and brought it to Keith. Keith drank the potion and started growing luscious, THICC thighs. “OOOOOOOHHHHH” Keith screamed in ecstasy. La
nce watched as Keith’s hips and thighs began to become more THICC. Once the transformation was complete, Keith hurriedly took off his pants, his thighs too thicc for his skinny jeans. Lance stared in awe. “OOOHHH U R ONE THICC PERSON.” Keith smiled. “IKR.” Keith rushed into their shared bedroom, and grabbed a pair of fishnet stockings. “I have to complete the look” He said. He slipped them on, ripping them in the process. Lance walked into the room, and stared at Keith. “WOOOOWWW” He said. “U R ONE HOT AILEIN!” Keith walked over to Lance, putting his thicc thighs onto Lance, reaching over to kiss him. SUDDENLY, Shiro walks in, eyes as wide as dinner plates. Keith And Lance stared back, frozen in their tracks. Shiro walked over and put his hand on Keith’s shoulder. “Can I join?” He asked. Lance growled. “NO WAY, HE’S MINE!!!” Shiro frowned. “I guess i’ll just have to steal him from you then.” Shiro picked Keith up with his massive cock-a-doodle-doo, and ran out of the room. Lance then wiped out and shiro and lance had a “sword fight” for keith. “YASS KAWEEN SLAY WITH YO SWORD!”. Keith yelled out, Shiro still gripping his thicc meat. Suddenly, Pidge jumped through the window, holding a pb&j sandwich, covered in white stuff. “YALL READY FOR SOME AZZ WHOOPIN!?” She yelled. *gasp* “Pidge! We thought you got eaten by a flock of pigeons!” Shiro exclaimed. “WELL I'M BACK, AND I HEARD ABOUT KEITH'S THICCNESS AND I CAME TO TELL YALL THAT UR DISCUTSIN” She screamed, taking a bite of her sandwich. “NOW GET READY!!” While he was distracted, Lance stabbed Shiro with is massive sword, and Shiro fell to the ground, screaming in agony. Lance snatched up Keith, and ran outside. Lance set Keith into their blue hyundai, and drove off. Then, the sky went dark. Lance and Keith looked up, to see Lotor’s giant galran ship flying above them. Lotor then jumped out of the ship, did some flips, and landed on their car. “I HEARD ABOUT KEITH'S THICCNESS. I AM HERE TO STEAL YO BOOTAY” Lotor said, reaching into the car and snatching Keith up. “KEITH!!” Lance screamed, watching as Lotor took Keith into the galran ship. Lance jumped out of the car, and somersaulted all the way up to the ship. Once he was on the ship, he saw Lotor trying to squeeze Keith’s THICCNESS. “LET GO THAT’S MY THICCNESS!!!!!” Lance shouted. “NUH-UH, FINDERS KEEPERS!!” Lotor yelled back. Suddenly, Keith had enough. “I'M TRIGGERED!!!!” He batch slapped Lotor, and ran to Lance. Lance grabbed him, and somersaulted back down, and into the car. Once they started driving lance was like “Wow keith you just like batch slapped Lotor.” Then keith was like “IKR. I was just like “nuh-uh you can't squeeze my THICCNESS that's lance’s job ya nasty!” Then I just batch slapped him like the batch he is.” “ HE A REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLL BATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” lance screams. They decided to go to mcdonalds for MCFLURRIES. When they got there they saw Hunk. once they got their MCFLURRIES they went to sit with hunk. The only problem was that keith didn’t fit in the booth. Hunk was like “KEITH YOU ARE TOO THICC STOP BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING!” Then Keith squeezed out of the booth, and laid on his back on the table. ¨You can eat off of me.” Keith said seductively. Before Lance could say anything, the table gave into his weight and snapped in half. ¨OOPS...¨ Lance and Keith ran out of the McDonalds without paying, and drove away. Suddenly, Keith turned into a very THICC BIRD. ¨SKREE!¨ Lance stopped the car and turned to Keith. ¨Oh no, Hunk must have cursed the Mcflurry!¨ ¨SKREEE!!!¨ Lance swooped up Keith, and put him on his shoulder. ¨Letś go!¨ When they got back to the McDonalds, Hunk and Shiro were having an epic battle. ¨WHERE IS HE!?¨ Shiro yelled, dodging Hunkś blaster. ¨WHO!?¨ Hunk shouted back. ¨KEITH! WHERE IS HE, I NEED MY THICCNESS BACK!!¨ ¨I WILL NEVER TELL YOU!!¨ Hunk yelled, swinging at Shiro. ¨Wrong choice...¨ Shiro used his floating hand to stab Hunk, killing him instantly. Lance hid in horror, and couldn't pass up the chance to say, ¨This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.¨ Shiro snapped his head in Lance and bird Keithś direction. ¨Laaaannccee!!¨ Shiro ran over to Lance, and grabbed his neck, lifting him up, and making Keith fall off of his shoulder. ¨I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM, HAND HIM OVER!!¨ Shiro snarled. ¨Sh-Shiro, stop, the TH-THICCNESS is making you crazy!¨ Lance managed to slip out, gasping for breath. Shiro dropped Lance to the ground, and kicked him against the wall. ¨ANSWER ME!¨ He shouted. Then, Shiro felt a nip at his leg and looked down. Bird Keith was pecking at his leg, in hopes to stop Shiro from hurting Lance. ¨Stupid bird.¨ Shiro, kicked Keith across mcdonalds, hearing a shrill SQUAWK as he hit the counter. Shiro turned back to a now unconscious Lance. ¨Letś finish this.¨ He said, recoiling his hand to hit Lance. Suddenly, a loud sparkly sound was heard near the counter, and Keith stood, now human again. ¨STOP!¨ He yelled, running to Shiro and grabbing his arm. ¨KEITH! Finally, I have found you! Now, letś go home together!¨ Shiro exclaimed, picking up Keith bridal style, and flying back to Shiro´s space house. Once they got there, Shiro started to squeeze Keith´s THICCNESS. THEN, the blue lion crashed through the walls, and yelled ¨YOU HURT MY BBY BLUE BOY, NOW I GOTTA TAKE HIS THICCNESS BACK TO HIM AND REVIVE HIM!!!¨ The large lion scooped Keith up into itś mouth, and carried him back to the now ruined McDonald's. Everyone was crowded around where Lance was laying on the floor by the counter. Keith hurried over to Lance, and kissed his unconscious body. Lance woke with a start, and stared up at Keith. He smiled ¨MY THICCNESS!¨ Lance sat up and stared at Pidge, and the blue lion hovering above them. ¨WHERES HUNK?!¨ Pidge sighed, and pointed to a lifeless body in the corner. ¨OMG!¨ Lance said, tears falling down his face. SUDDENLY, Shay walks in, and kisses Hunk. He wakes up, looks at the others and shouts, ¨ HELP I'VE MCFALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!!¨ ¨JESUS CHRIST HUNK U SCARED THE SHAT OUT OF ME!!¨ Lance yelled, hugging him. ¨where´s Shiro? Is he dead?!¨ Pidge asked. ¨Yes, he's floating in space somewhere now, thanks to the blue lion.¨ Keith said, jumping up into Lanceś arms, putting his hands around his neck. ¨Well, this has been one of the greatest adventures of my life, and now that I have my THICCNESS, I can be truly happy. Now, we can finally go home.¨ Lance said, looking off into the distance. When all of a sudden Zarkon shows up with his whole Galra army. Further destroying the McDonald’s.
Next up zerkoon and the thicc galra impastas…..a halloween special……….. try to take over Earth. OOOOHHHHH SPOOPY!! OWO
NEXT TIME:
GALRA CHAOS
IS KEITH PREGNANT?!
HUNK AND SHAY
PIDGE AND HER PIDGEON ARMY
AND MORE!
